band : woodbox gang
album : born with a tail

never kissed a girl

intro – chorus
G C G
i never kissed a girl ’til i went to college
G D G
she got drunk and cheated on me
G C G
i never kissed a boy ’til i went to prison
G D G
murder in the first degree

verse 1
G C G
i’m hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
G D G
i keep a steady hand on the gun
G C G
she’d get all revved up and say come on in
G D G
i’d say baby i’m already done

chorus
C G
i never kissed a girl ’til i went to college
D G
she got drunk and cheated on me
C G
i never kissed a boy ’til i went to prison
G D G
murder in the first degree

verse 2
on the day i became a man i asked her
if everything was alright
she said i gave her the most passionate and erotic
twelve seconds of her life

verse 3
i may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
but she’s sorry now you can bet
but i got a new lover and he don’t like roses
he likes candy bars and cigarettes