verse :
A D
i’ve been watching the news to see what new excuse
E A
they have for young people , committing violent acts .
A
now they’ve hit on the truth , its because of all the
D E A
meanness in the youth and the devils lawyer couldn’t even argue the facts .
A
i’ve got a friend its such a shame ,
D
he spends his time with the video games
E A
staring at colored glass , all day
A
and the plan floats in his brain ,
D
the poor boy’s gone half insane
E A
and i aim , to make the perpetrators pay .
chorus
E A
he spits fire , and eats flowers
D E
he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms
D E A D
i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi
A E A
i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done .
D E A D
my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
A E A
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens .
verse :
well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime ,
there’s those strategy books piled up like the babylon tower .
and he swears on the blood of king koopa ,
he’ll destroy all those dog – gone goombas ,
his minds so strung out on that flower power .
chorus
he spits fire , and eats flowers
he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms
i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi
i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done .
my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens .
verse
well theres all kinds of video games ,
that are leading this world to shame ,
and i for one , im not gonna take it
well ive got a friend who thinks he’s qbert ,
and one whos gone wild over frogger ,
and this one he’ll only play ms pac – man naked .
but im mostly concerned about that italian plumber ,
his princess , and his good for nothin brother ,
their existence in this world is a disease .
but will i do anything about it?
i doubt it ,
i guess we dont need another war with the japanese!
chorus
he spits fire , and eats flowers
he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms
i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi
i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done .
my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens .
this is a fun little song from a southern illinois band with a bluegrass/rockabille
sound to it . you can find the song itself on youtube .
we are all zombies , creatures of habit and routine . the only differecne is we are not
undead just yet!
http : //woodboxgang . homestead . com/
verse :
A D
i’ve been watching the news to see what new excuse
E A
they have for young people , committing violent acts .
A
now they’ve hit on the truth , its because of all the
D E A
meanness in the youth and the devils lawyer couldn’t even argue the facts .
A
i’ve got a friend its such a shame ,
D
he spends his time with the video games
E A
staring at colored glass , all day
A
and the plan floats in his brain ,
D
the poor boy’s gone half insane
E A
and i aim , to make the perpetrators pay .
chorus
E A
he spits fire , and eats flowers
D E
he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms
D E A D
i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi
A E A
i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done .
D E A D
my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
A E A
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens .
verse :
well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime ,
there’s those strategy books piled up like the babylon tower .
and he swears on the blood of king koopa ,
he’ll destroy all those dog – gone goombas ,
his minds so strung out on that flower power .
chorus
he spits fire , and eats flowers
he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms
i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi
i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done .
my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens .
verse
well theres all kinds of video games ,
that are leading this world to shame ,
and i for one , im not gonna take it
well ive got a friend who thinks he’s qbert ,
and one whos gone wild over frogger ,
and this one he’ll only play ms pac – man naked .
but im mostly concerned about that italian plumber ,
his princess , and his good for nothin brother ,
their existence in this world is a disease .
but will i do anything about it?
i doubt it ,
i guess we dont need another war with the japanese!
chorus
he spits fire , and eats flowers
he kicks turtles , and he stomps mushrooms
i Am gonna sue , mario and his brother luigi
i will make those bastards pay for what they’ve done .
my blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens .
this is a fun little song from a southern illinois band with a bluegrass/rockabille
sound to it . you can find the song itself on youtube .
we are all zombies , creatures of habit and routine . the only differecne is we are not
undead just yet!
http : //woodboxgang . homestead . com/
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