Woodbox Gang - If I Had My Druthers

band : woodbox gang
album : wormwood

if i had my druthers

verse 1
G
dont you go motherfxxkering me boys
C G
dont you go motherfxxkering me
G
dont you go motherfxxkering me boys
A D
dont you go motherfxxkering me
G G7
well ill tell you my brother and all of you others
C A
if i had my druthers id be cocksuckered
G
dont you go motherfxxkering me boys
D G
dont you go motherfxxkering me

verse 2

ill be strangled and stripped ill be wet noodle whipped
dont you go motherfxxkering me
ill be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
dont you go motherfxxkering me
ill be smeared on the ass with broken glass
ill be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
dont you go motherfxxkering me boys
dont you go motherfxxkering me

verse 3
ill be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
dont you go motherfxxkering me
ill be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
dont you go motherfxxkering me
ill be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
ill hold the load of a horny toad
dont you go motherfxxkering me boys
dont you go motherfxxkering me