Woodbox Gang - Black Yodel No 7

band : woodbox gang
album : wormwood

black yodel no . 7

verse 1
D G D
an angel rode the bus home
A# C D
i believed her wings were broken
D G D
she asked me the time of day
A# C D
i asked if she was joking
D G D
she smiled like a woman
A# C D
and her tricks were turning
D G D
i smiled like a baby
A# C D
and felt my body burning

chorus
F D
la di di da
F D
yodelayheehoo
G D
there’s people in me head sayin’
A D
yodelaaaaaayheehoo

verse 2
she asked how i was doing
not expecting me to answer
i said fairly well
doctors say i killed the cancer
its going out of style
she inquired about the flavor
i said it wasnt mine
it was in my next door neighbor

verse 3
i scratched my big red nose
as the wind blew through my beard
if i shave too often
my face looks really weird
she pulled out her bandana
it wasnt dirty or red
even though inside held
a severed shrunken head

verse 4
i stared like a creep
into those tiny eyes
and then one winked at me
as the other began to cry
she started laughing
and tickling its chin
like it was a baby
or newborn kitten

verse 5
i pulled out my cell phone
it melted in my hand
she pulled out a bottle
and fed the little man
i dinged the dinger
the bus came to a stop
she said thank you sir
this is where i get off

verse 6
i swallowed my vomit
so casual and discreet
but the taste of eggs and mushrooms
sent it splattered on my feet
i ran for the exit
the driver hit the breaks
i screamed like a woman
i didnt say thanks

verse 7
i wanted to sneeze
then i wanted to shave
i wanted to steal her head
and put him in a grave
im glad her wings are broken
i hope they turn to dust
i’m gonna learn to drive a car
and never take the bus