[Intro]
B E F#
B E F# B

[Verse 1]
B E F#
I’ve put my foot in it again
B E F# B
Didn’t put the lid back on the toothpaste
B E F#
Didn’t get dinner done on time
B E F# B
Hang the washing on the line

[Chorus]
B
Oh, my wife
E F#
A very angry woman
B
Oh, my wife
E F# B
The mother of my child

[Verse 2]
B E F#
I told her I was tired
B E F# B
These pills, you know, they mess up my sex drive
B E F#
Should have tried a little harder
B E F# B
But I was busy being a father

[Chorus]
B
Oh, my wife
E F#
A very angry woman
B
Oh, my wife
E F# B
The mother of my child
B
Oh, my wife
E F#
A very angry woman
B
Oh, my wife
E F# B
The mother of my child

[Bridge]
B5
What have I done to deserve this?
B5
What have I done to deserve this?
B5
What have I done to deserve this?
B5
What have I done to deserve this?

[Chorus]
B
Oh, my wife
E F#
A very angry woman
B
Oh, my wife
E F# B
The mother of my child
B
Oh, my wife
E F#
A very angry woman
B
Oh, my wife
E F# B
The mother of my child

B
Oh, my wife
E F#
A very angry woman
B
Oh, my wife
E F# B
The mother of my child
B
Oh, my wife
E F#
A very angry woman
B
Oh, my wife
E F# B
The mother of my child
E F# B
The mother of my child