Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar

C G Am E F x2

C
so i dip this pen in arsenic
E
i write a song for every president
Am F
that wont ever get shot in the face
C
and i wrap these strings in plastic explosives
E
head down to the court house
Am F
with one chord i level the place
C
but hasn’t anybody learned
E Am F
don’t ever trust a man who plays guitar
C E
the day i rob a bank the first day i’m not lying
Am F
to you or me about what i believe
intro
C E
and if i die then let my gravestone read
[ pause ] Am F
rest in p . funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C E
if i live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
Am F
they’ll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
[ pause ]
hasn’t anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C E
the day i rob a banks the first day of my life
Am F
as an honest man , an honest man
C E
the day i rob a banks the first day of my life
Am F
as an honest man , an honest man
[ tap guitar ]
the day i go to jail trying to rob a bank
is the day i finally get what i deserve

end on C