[Greetings from Mary Bell Township!]

[Intro]

C F Dm Bb C
Do-wop, ba, do-wop, ba, do-wop, ba, do, ba-ba-ba
F Dm Bb C
Do-wop, ba, do-wop, ba, do-wop, ba…

Good morning!

[Verse 1]
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White picket fences
Bb C
Barbed wire and trenches
F Dm
Trick or treat, merry Christmas
Bb C
Howdy neighbor, thank you Jesus
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Oh, what is he building in that painted lady?
Bb C
A participation-trophy-wife or blonde, blue-eyed baby?

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Wide-eyed and wired, the snap-crackle-pop of the Geiger
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Camouflage billboards for lead-lined Brooks Brothers
Bb C
You elbow the jukebox and sing “Duck and Cover”
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And breed out our incisors, feed on white wine and Pfizer
Bb C
It don’t look like survival, b-but buy now or die

[Chorus]
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Suburbia–a–a–a
C F Dm Bb
You’re not alo–o–o–ne
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The lights are o–o–o–on
C F
But no one’s home
Bbm F C
So, welcome home

[Verse 2]
F Dm
Myers-Briggs, OKULTRA
Bb C
Takes a village to fake a whole culture
F Dm
Your ear to the playground, your eye on the ball
Bb C
Your head in the gutter, your brains on the wall

F A
Oh well, Home is where the heart is
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You ain’t homeless, but you’re heartless
Bb
It’s the safest on the market
C C
But you still gotta watch where you park it

[Verse 3]
F Dm
So give me your half-life crisis
Bb C
I can tell that you know where paradise is
F Dm
Where parasites don’t care what your blood type is
Bb C
Only pheromones and serotonin decide

F A Dm G
If it’s true that a snowflake only matters in a blizzard
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Everyone knows that nobody knows that
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Everybody’s all up in my, everybody’s all up in my
C
Everybody’s all up in my business

[Chorus]
F Dm Bb
Suburbia–a–a–a
C F Dm Bb
You’re not alo–o–o–ne
C F Dm Bb
The lights are o–o–o–on
C F
But no one’s home
Bbm F
So, welcome home

[Bridge]
Bb Bbm F
Ch-ch-chameleon peacocks are talk of the town
Dm A
Well, word gets around on hit number stations
Dm D
He cums radiation
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The dog bites the postman while basement eyes dream
Bb F
Of a night at the drive-in with an AR-15

[(Vampire) Culture]

[Intro]

Gm Eb D Gm Eb
Gm
I dropped my eyeballs in the bonfire, we fucked on a bed of nails
Gm Eb
I caught Kuru from your sister and died laughing in jail
Gm
Smell those screaming teenage sweetbreads on the 4th of July grill
Gm
Smile and wave, boys, kiss the cook, live laugh and love, please pass the pills

[Verse 3]
Eb
It’s only culture, it’s only culture
Eb D G Gm
It’s only cu–u–ulture, sulfur, smoke, and soot
Eb
You learned to torture house cats like vultures
D
You cocked and sucked your lack of empathy,
Pulled the trigger with your foot to prove you’ve got-

[Chorus]
Gm Cm
Blood, didn’t they want your blood?
D7 Gm
So why apologize for being blue and cold?
Gm Cm
Blood, didn’t they want your blood?
D Gm
So don’t apologize for being blue and cold

Gm Eb D Gm

[Verse 4]
Eb
It’s only culture, it’s only culture
Gm
It’s only ah, ah, ah, ah
N,C,
Culture’s not your friend
Eb
Hey, fuck your culture, I ain’t got no culture
D7
It’s only culture, and it’s more afraid of you than you are of it
D7
Go on, drink that-

[Chorus]
Gm Cm
Blood, didn’t they want your blood?
D7 Gm
So why apologize when you turn blue and cold?
Gm Cm
Blood, didn’t they want your blood?
D Gm
So don’t apologize for being blue and cold

[Bridge]
Gm
Were you Nabokov to a Salinger?
Gm
Jung to Freud or Dass to a Leary?
Gm
Were you mother, daughter, subject, and author?
Gm
You don’t make the rules, you just write them down and do it by the book you throw around

[Love Me, Normally]

[Outro]
Gm
Do you know the difference between blazing trails and slash-and-burn?
Cm D G
Going against the grain and catching splinters?
G
You pull out your Rorschach like a paint-by-numbers treasure map
C Cm D
The ink upon your jigsaw piece trace you back to your fingerprints

C D G E
Well Lot he had his lot in life, Job his job and I guess you’ll too, will die
Am D G B
The Lord looked down, said, “Hey, you’re only mortal”
C D B Em
Giveth and taketh away ‘til things come out a certain way
C D G
Leave you wondering when they might go back to normal

B C G
Leave you wondering why they can’t have just been normal…

[Piano Outro]
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