Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin Song

from the masterpiece running with scissors :

B
i’m drivin’ a truck
E B
drivin’ a big ol’ truck
B F# F#7
pedal to the metal , hope i don’t run out of luck
B E C#
rollin’ down the highway until the break of dawn
B F# B
drivin’ a truck with my high heels on
B
my diesel rig is northward bound
E
it’s time to put that hammer down
B F# F#7
just watchin’ as the miles go flyin’ by
B
i’m ridin’ twenty tons of steel
E
but it’s sure hard to hold the wheel
B F# B
while i’m still waiting for my nails to dry
G#m E
oh , i always gotta check my lipstick
B
in that rear view mirror
C# F# F#7
and my pink angora sweater fits so tight
B
i’m jammin’ gears and haulin’ freight
E C#
well , i sure hope my seams are straight
B F# B
lord , don’t let my mascara run tonight
B
because i’m drivin’ a truck
E B
drivin’ a big ol’ truck
B F# F#7
smokey’s on my tail and my accelerator’s stuck
B
got these eighteen wheels – A – rollin’
E C#
until the break of dawn
B F# B
drivin’ a truck with my high heels on

( guitar solo )
B E
B F# F#7
B E C#
B F# B

G#m E
oh , i don’t mind when my crotchless panties
B
creep right up on me
C# F# F#7
and my nipple rings don’t bother me too much
B
but when i hit those big speed bumps
E C#
my darling little rhinestone pumps
B F# B
keep slippin’ off the mother – lovin’ clutch
B
but still i’m drivin’ a truck
E B
drivin’ a big ol’ truck
B F# F#7
headin’ down the interstate , just tryin’ to make a buck
B E C#
wearin’ feather boas with sequins and chiffon
B F# B
while i’m drivin’ a truck with my high heels on

( key change )
C#
i’m drivin’ a truck
F# C#
drivin’ a truck
C# G# G#7
got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
C# F# D#
and i’m late for my appointment down at the hair salon
C# G# G# C#
so i’ll be drivin’ a truck with my high heels on
C# F# C#
my high heels on!