D A
you’re sort of famous , a minor celebrity ,
Em
and so it only makes sense , the world would be
G
obsessed with every single thing you do
D A
they’re running ’round with their camcorders in the night ,
Em
they’re lurking patiently and hopin’ that they just might
G
see something real embarrassing you do
Em G
the bad hair day and sweat – stained t – shirt ,
D A
that’s the story that they’re gonna feature
Em G
with exclusive pics of your flabby behind ,
A
you think you’re all alone but that’s right when you’ll find . . .
D
a bunch of paparazzi poppin’ outta nowhere ,
A Em
cameras in your face and then suddenly – y – yy
G D
you’re on tmz – E – ee you’re on tmz
D A
following you when you’re walking down the street
Em
and askin’ stupid questions while you’re tryin’ to eat
G
so you cover your face thinking to yourself :
“hey , isn’t this creepy?”
D A
and they’re out there praying you’ll have a big meltdown
Em
and take ’em on a little car chase through this whole town
they’ll be there with you when you’re going to jail ,
G
first on the scene for every wardrobe fail
Em G
you just picked up some transvestite ,
D A
seconds later , it’s up on the website
Em G
get a vegas wedding , a quickie divorce ,
A
and they’ll be sneaking in , snappin’ pictures of course
D
and if they ever catch you pickin’ your nose or
A Em
stumblin’ down the street on a drunken spree – E – ee
G
you’re on tmz – ee
D
stalkin’ you , just waiting by your front door
A Em
trailin’ you through airport security – y – yy ,
G
they’re with tmz
D
they’re with tmz
( spoken ) D , A , Em , G
“we caught this oscar nominee . . . picking up dog poo!”
“is that a baby bump?”
“i pronounce her guilty . . . of leaving the house while fat!”
“look who’s drinking coffee!!”
“everything celebrities do is fascinating!”
Em
oh , lemme tell ya it’s gettin’ to the point where
G
a famous person can’t
D
even get a dui ,
A
or go on a racist rant
Em
those guys are all around
G
so you really shouldn’t dare
D
goin’ to every club in town
A
if you’ve lost your underwear . . .
D
seems that every single time a star decides to
A Em
shave their head or ram their car into a tree – E – ee ,
G
they’re on tmz – E – ee
D
if they catch you peein’ in the bushes ,
A Em
later on that night , well i guarantee – E – ee
G D
you’re on tmz – E – ee , you’re on tmz
A
you’re on tmz
Em
every single celebrity – y – yy ,
G D
knows they’re gonna be – E – ee , they’re on tmz
D A
you’re sort of famous , a minor celebrity ,
Em
and so it only makes sense , the world would be
G
obsessed with every single thing you do
D A
they’re running ’round with their camcorders in the night ,
Em
they’re lurking patiently and hopin’ that they just might
G
see something real embarrassing you do
Em G
the bad hair day and sweat – stained t – shirt ,
D A
that’s the story that they’re gonna feature
Em G
with exclusive pics of your flabby behind ,
A
you think you’re all alone but that’s right when you’ll find . . .
D
a bunch of paparazzi poppin’ outta nowhere ,
A Em
cameras in your face and then suddenly – y – yy
G D
you’re on tmz – E – ee you’re on tmz
D A
following you when you’re walking down the street
Em
and askin’ stupid questions while you’re tryin’ to eat
G
so you cover your face thinking to yourself :
“hey , isn’t this creepy?”
D A
and they’re out there praying you’ll have a big meltdown
Em
and take ’em on a little car chase through this whole town
they’ll be there with you when you’re going to jail ,
G
first on the scene for every wardrobe fail
Em G
you just picked up some transvestite ,
D A
seconds later , it’s up on the website
Em G
get a vegas wedding , a quickie divorce ,
A
and they’ll be sneaking in , snappin’ pictures of course
D
and if they ever catch you pickin’ your nose or
A Em
stumblin’ down the street on a drunken spree – E – ee
G
you’re on tmz – ee
D
stalkin’ you , just waiting by your front door
A Em
trailin’ you through airport security – y – yy ,
G
they’re with tmz
D
they’re with tmz
( spoken ) D , A , Em , G
“we caught this oscar nominee . . . picking up dog poo!”
“is that a baby bump?”
“i pronounce her guilty . . . of leaving the house while fat!”
“look who’s drinking coffee!!”
“everything celebrities do is fascinating!”
Em
oh , lemme tell ya it’s gettin’ to the point where
G
a famous person can’t
D
even get a dui ,
A
or go on a racist rant
Em
those guys are all around
G
so you really shouldn’t dare
D
goin’ to every club in town
A
if you’ve lost your underwear . . .
D
seems that every single time a star decides to
A Em
shave their head or ram their car into a tree – E – ee ,
G
they’re on tmz – E – ee
D
if they catch you peein’ in the bushes ,
A Em
later on that night , well i guarantee – E – ee
G D
you’re on tmz – E – ee , you’re on tmz
A
you’re on tmz
Em
every single celebrity – y – yy ,
G D
knows they’re gonna be – E – ee , they’re on tmz
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