Weezer - Wheres My sxx

intro :
A A G G F F E E G G# x2

verse : same chords as intro
mom made my se
xshe knitted it with her hands
sxx – making is a family tradition
going back to the caveman days
they were walking around in a haze
until they figured it out
and they said ’gosh dang , this is great!’

prechorus :
F
but now i’m like a prehistoric screwball
G
walking round with no sxx at all

chorus : same chords as intro/verse
i said
where’s my sxx?
i thought it was here
under the bench
but it isn’t there
i’ve got no idea where it disappeared to
i’m running late , i can’t be late
C G
i can’t go out without my se
xdm Am
it’s cold outside and my toes get wet
C G
and people will think that i’m an alien
Dm F
just cruising in to make a friend

verse 2 :
meg likes to hide it
she said that it gives her a kick
it may be under the rug
or stuck in a shoe closet
or tumbling round in the washing machine
she’s always trying to get me clean
she adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
prechorus 2 :
it’s gonna be another hour or more
till i Am ready to walk out the door

chorus 2 :
i said
where’s my sxx?
i thought it was here
under the bench
but it isn’t there
i’ve got no idea where it disappeared to
i’m running late , i can’t be late
i can’t go out without my se
xit’s cold outside and my toes get wet
and people will think that i’m an alien
just cruising in to make a friend

break :
A# D# D# D# A# D# D# D#

people can you hear me talking
i know you all are happy , rocking
could you lend me a dime , pretty please?
brother , sister , got time?
i’ve got no sxx on my feet
sxx in my drawer
sxx in my shoes
or sxx on the floor

chorus 3 :
i said
where’s my sxx?
i thought it was here
under the bench
but it isn’t there
i’ve got no idea where it disappeared to
i’m running late , i can’t be late
i can’t go out without my se
xit’s cold outside and my toes get wet
and people will think that i’m an alien
just cruising in to make a friend