G
my dinner’s on fire while she watches tv
C
and if you ever wondered what it’s like to be me
G
she takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
D
yells at my buddys and insults my folks
G
i’m breakin’ my back doin’ the best that i can
C
she’s got time for the dog and none for her man
G D
and i’m no dope but i can’t cope
G C G
so hit the fxxkin’ road and piss up a rope

G
you can piss up a rope
C
and you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin’
G
pack yer bag i don’t need the ag
D
on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin’
G
you ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C
now you’re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
G D G
and i can’t cope – a piss up a rope

G
you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
C
you can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
G
for the last six months i’ve been packin’ your bag
D
you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
G
’til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
C
i’m sick of yer mouth and yer two percent milk
G D
and i’m no dope but i’ve lost all hope
G C G
so hit the fxxkin’ road and piss up a rope

G
you can piss up a rope
C
and you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin’
G
pack yer bag i don’t need the ag
D
on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin’
G
you ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C
now you’re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
G D G
and i can’t cope – a piss up a rope