Ween - Blarney Stone

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get off my ass you wee bitty fxxk
D G
if i pull out the claymore you’re shit out of luck
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who’s that girl? that pretty young thing
D G
after i fxxk her , she’ll get up and sing

G Em D G D G
aye aye aye – – sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye
G Em D G D G
aye aye aye – – the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if i don’t get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

aye aye aye – – sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye – – the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

ain’t got no girl ’cuz i haven’t the time
got too many other things on me mind
patty was nice , she was young pale and cute
but i threw her away like an old piece of fruit

aye aye aye – – sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye – – the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

got oooze in my pores , my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears , but i ain’t dead yet
got stones in my bladdEr , got a crack in me head
when patty starts cryin’ this is what i said

aye aye aye – – sharpen your boot , and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye – – the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye