[Intro]
N.C
(Yo, imagine an album starting with this)
N.C
(Like a big breath, close your eyes and shit)

[Verse 1]
N.C
I’m gonna move out of my loft
N.C
And into a limousine
N.C
So I can drive you fuckin’ crazy
N.C
And crash out where I sleep, yeah
Dm C
Jesus Christ won’t text me back
Am
I’ll always be around, in fact
Dm C
I’m climbin’ up to your window now
Am
Runnin’ back to you at the speed of sound

[Chorus]
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am G
It’s nice to meet you
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am G
It’s nice to meet you
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am G
It’s nice to meet you
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am Gm
It’s nice to meet you

[Verse 2]
Am
Maybe I’m a soul-sucker
F
But you’re just a starfucker
Dm
I signed somebody’s NDA
Em
I’ll go away, but LA’s such a fuckin’ weird place (One, two, three, four)
Am
Bet you wouldn’t ask me to do that by this time next year
F
You can’t hide my face but save me for a rainy day, it don’t go two ways
Dm
No, I don’t wanna be toxic, I just wanna be honest
Em Dm
But this shit hits like a comet and it just hurts ‘cause I want it
C Am
Yeah, it just hurts ‘cause I want it

[Chorus]
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am G
It’s nice to meet you
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am
It’s nice to meet you
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am G
It’s nice to meet you
Dm C
It’s been a pleasure
Am G Am
It’s nice to meet you (That’s the law of attract—)

[Outro]
N.C
I’m saying picture that but, like, right before things go dark