Warp 11 - Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek

artist : warp 11 ( official webpage =
song : song for people who never watch star trek
album : boldly go down on me
tabbed by matthew choat

this is a great band and neither their lyrics or guitar tabs are anywhere to be
found on the internet . i will keep tabbing them , so if anyone finds this helpful
please email me at moc0007@gmail . com and let me know what you think . enjoy! : )

intro/riff 1 : C – F – G – F ( x4 )

verse 1 : ( palm mute bar chords )

C F G F
there was this guy , his name was jim
you can call him kirk , whoah the ca – p – tain
he had a tan , and lots of women
every episode , he got to blow his lo – ad

riff1 ( x2 )

C F G F
he worked with spock , he was a rock
no emotion , nothing could rattle him
his blood was green , and pavel could make him scream
and loose control , though that’s illogical

chorus 1 : ( open chords strum once )
C G
each week they’d all warp through space
Am
fight an alien race
F G
and the vulcan would pinch a neck
C G
if you want to learn more
Am
go to the video store
F
or just listen to this song
G riff1 ( x4 )
for people who never watch star trek

verse 2 : ( palm mute bar chords )

C F G F
then there was bones , dr . mccoy
worked with nurse chapel , and removed the redshirt shrapnel
chased some miniskirts , screaming damnit kirk!
wait that wasn’t him , he was screamin “damnit jim!”

chorus 2 :
C G
each week on the enterprise
Am
all the redshirts would die
F G
but no one noticed or got upset
C G
and the next generation
Am
we’ll watch in syndication
F
or just listen to this song
G riff 1 ( x4 )
for people who never watch star trek

verse 3 : ( palm mute bar chords )

F G C Am
in all 3 seasons , you know what they do
F G C Am
they boldly go , with the rest of the crew
F G C Am
like scotty , he was a scott
F G C Am
and chekov , he screamed a lot! oh oh
F G C Am
and uhura , and sulu
F G
but let’s face it , after kirk , spock , and mccoy
G
who gives a fxxk
n/C riff1
about the rest of the crew
riff1
the rest of the crew ( who gives a fxxk? )
riff1
the rest of the crew

riff1 to end .