Voltaire - The Uss Make Shit Up

the uss make shit up
voltaire
banned on vulcan

intro : D – – – – G – – – – D – – – – A – – – – D – – – – G – – – aaaa – D

verse1 :
D G
i was stranded on a planet , just me and spock
D A
we met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
D G
we found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
A D
we made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head
bust a move , tog
D G
i was standing on the bridge when sulu came to me
D A
his eyes were full of tears he said “captain , can’t you see
D G
the ship is gonna blow do something i beseech”
A D
i grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

chorus : D
and i say ,
D G
bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
D A
thats the way we do things , lad , we’re making shit up as we wish
D G
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
A D
’cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some shit up

la da da da da da ( trek theme )

verse 2 : D – – – – G – – – – D – – – – A – – – – D – – – – G – – – aaaa – D

and though he’s just a child , and some think him a twit
wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
he’s the guy you want with you when you go out in space
now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

and if you’re at a party on the starship enterprise
and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
hold on to geordi’s visor and sing into data’s knee

chorus :
and i say
bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
thats the way we do things lad , we’re making shit up as we wish
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
’cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some shit up

verse 3 : D – – – – G – – – – D – – – – A – – – – D – – – – G – – – aaaa – D
sisko’s on a mission to go no bloody place
he loiters on a space station above bajoran space
the wormhole’s opened up and now they come from near and far
we’ll keep the booze but please send back the fxxking jem – hadar

what is with the klingons , remember in the day
they looked like puerto ricans and they dressed in gold lame
now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
with leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

chorus :
and i say
bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
thats the way we do things lad , we’re making shit up as we wish
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
’cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some shit up

verse 4 : D – – – – G – – – – D – – – – A – – – – D – – – – G – – – aaaa – D
well , i was stuck on voyager , pounding on the door
when suddently it dawned on me i’ve seen this show before
perhaps i’m in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
’cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it “lost in space”

we were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
so we orchestrated an encounter with the borg
normally you’d think that that would get us into shit
but this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

final chorus :
and i say
D G
bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
D A
thats the way we do things lad , we’re making shit up as we wish
D G
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
A ( let ring ) G ( let ring )
’cause if we find we’re in a bind we’re totally screwed but nevermind
A A D
we’ll pull something out of our behinds , we just make some shit up