Voltaire - Its Bigger On The Inside

this song is from voltaire’s album bitrektual , it’s also my first tab so if there is
anything wrong let me know and i will fix it . and sorry if there is any spelling mistakes

tuning : D G C F A D

G C
hello boys and girls i Am the doctor

D G
but not the kind that gives you medicine

G C
i’ve traveled through out time and space just to please the human race

D G
so lets not dilly dally lets begin

G C
now this thing you see hear it is my tardis

D G
and with it we will get this party started

G G C C
time and relative dimention in space it’s quite an invention

D D D
some say that this things my bride excuse me while i slip inside

chorus

G C D
i say it’s bigger on the inside , it’s bigger on the inside

G
and once you’ve felt it inside im sure that you’ll agree

C
it’s bigger on the inside but don’t take it from me

D D G
once you’ve felt it inside you will see

G C D
G
my evil nemesis they call the master , baits me into all kinds of disaster

G G C
on gallifrey or so in told he gazed into a gaping hole

D G
and ever since he’s been an awfull bastard

G C
and then of course we’ve got the cyber men

D G
i hope i never see those things again

G G C C
who knows what there packing there in their silver underwere

D D D
when they arive you should vacate your ass they wish to simulate

chorus

G C D
i say it’s bigger on the inside , it’s bigger on the inside

G
and once you’ve felt it inside im sure that you’ll agree

C
it’s bigger on the inside but don’t take it from me

D D G
once you’ve felt it inside you will see

G C
and pray you you dont see any weeping angels

D G
couse though it seems that they are made of stone

G G C C
there quantum locked and in a wink if you should turn your head or blink

G
they’ll get to you and chill to you and chill you to the baon . . . er

G C
those moving buckets there they are the darleks

D G
they whine so much you’d swear that they have colic

G G C
its destroy and exterminate i think i know why thire irate

D
if they make it to the second floor i’ll show them what that plinger’s for

chorus

G C D
i say it’s bigger on the inside , it’s bigger on the inside

G
and once you’ve felt it inside im sure that you’ll agree

C
it’s bigger on the inside but don’t take it from me

D D G
once you’ve felt it inside you will see

C G C G
they ask me doctor who? what they should ask is how?

C G D
i Am so very well endowed , i must admit its rather long

if you think i mean my scalf your wrong

you bloody pervs i ment this song

little instremental bit G , C , D , G , C , D , G

G C
so if you think you’d like a sonic screw

D G
driver like the kind im holding in my hand

G G C C
you’ll have to let me in dont worry child its not a sin

D D
hold on to my temporal drive i’ll take you for an epic ride!

chorus

G C D
i say it’s bigger on the inside , it’s bigger on the inside

G
and once you’ve felt it inside im sure that you’ll agree

C
it’s bigger on the inside but don’t take it from me . . . ask amy pond hahaha

D D G
once you’ve felt it inside you will see