Voltaire - Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs

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my granny while on her death bed

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she turned and said to me

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“why must you view life so morbidly?

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i tried to teach you right

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but somewhere i went wrong

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’cuz you sang those

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death death devil devil evil evil songs”

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when six pallbearers put her down

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and laid her body in the ground

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my eyes were wet

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my face was very long

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the pastor said “son here you are

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won’t you please take this guitar

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sing dearly departed granny one last song”

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and i sang death death

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devil devil devil devil

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evil evil evil evil songs

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hell you know that’s how i get along

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the world is full of tragedies

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so how can it be wrong?

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singing death death death death

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devil devil evil evil songs

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well i was shopping at hot topic

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and i was walking out the store

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when two dumb jocks came up to me

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they said “hey fag it ain’t halloween”

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and they kicked my lipstick to the floor

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and i sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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hell you know that’s how i get along

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the world is full of idiots

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so how can it be wrong?
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singing death death death death

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devil devil evil evil songs

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well i went down to church on sunday

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i sat up front in a pew

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the priest said “jesus and mary too ,

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son what the devils got into you?

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get up and sing a hymn or two”

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and i sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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hell you know that’s how i get along

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the world is full of hypocrisies

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so how can it be wrong?

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singing death death death death

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devil devil evil evil songs

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i was invited to the white house

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the president pulled me aside
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he said “son sing us a song of peace

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for those evil doers in the middle east”

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i rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme

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and i sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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and you know that’s how i get along

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the world is full of w’s

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so how can it be wrong?

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singing death death death death

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devil devil evil evil songs

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well then i died and went to hell

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i could tell right away by the awful smell

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that this was clearly not the pearly gates

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the devil said “come here young man

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my wife and i are your biggest fans”

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so naturally i felt i had it made

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well then he reached into an iron chest

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and he picked a tool that he felt was best

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and then he jabbed me in the shlong

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with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs

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he turned to me and winked and sang this song

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he sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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yeah i know that’s how you got along

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i find your song hilarious

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but now your soul’s precarious

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singing your death death death death

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devil devil evil evil songs

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i’m just kidding kid
welcome to hell
enjoy the buffet

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death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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and you know that’s how we got along

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the world is full of sinners

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so how can it be wrong?

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singing death death death death

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devil devil evil evil songs