Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet

cannibal buffet by voltaire

there seems to be a shortage of tabs and chords for songs by voltaire . so i tried to
out the chords for cannibal buffet . i think they’re mostly accurate , but i might’ve missed
feel free to pm me if you notice any errors .

note : this is for standard tuning . apparantly , voltaire prefers to play with his guitar
down a whole step . it still sounds the same way though .

Dm
well , i was on a cruise ship out at sea , my fiancee and me
Gm Dm
the ship went down , everybody drowned
A A7 Dm
and i was just glad the sea didn’t swallow me
Dm
well , i was in distress , ’cause my hair was such a mess
Gm Dm
and so i washed up on a beach
A A7 Dm
nine hungry eyes were staring down at me .

Dm A# Dm
i’m in the middle of the cannibal buffet
A Dm
i’m feeling well; they like me that way
Gm Dm
see , if you really wanna know what’s eatin’ me
A A7 Dm
it’s the man – eaters on the coast of barbary

Dm
oh , trouble was afoot – they were eatin’ mine
toein’ the party line ,
Gm Dm
i was startin’ to feel , “these guys are heels”
A A7 Dm
but , the truth be told , these cannibals have got sole
Dm
hey , numbskull , look at me , i got a bone to pick with thee
Gm Dm
you ain’t humerus , stop ribbin’ me
A A7 Dm
have a spine , bone up on settin’ me free

( chorus )

A# Dm A# Dm
missionaries came to this place
A# Dm
they taught us manners
A A7 Dm
now we cannibals always say grace . . .
( thank you good lord for this weiner we’re about to eat , and the
sweet buns we’re gonna stick it in )
and then we eat your face!!

( last chorus and outro )