[Intro]
Em
D
Em
[Verse 1]
G
She don’t like her eggs all runny
G
She thinks crossin’ her legs is funny
C
She looks down her nose at money
G
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
D
She’s my baby, I’m her honey
D Em
She’s my baby, I’m never gonna let her go
[Verse 2]
G
He ain’t been laid in a month of Sunday
G
I caught him once, and he was sniffin’ my undies
C
He ain’t too sharp, but he gets things done
G
Drinks his beer like it’s oxygen
D
He’s my baby, and I’m his honey
D Em
He’s my baby, I’m never gonna let him go
[Verse 3]
G
She thinks all my jokes are corny
G
Convict movies make her horny
C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
G
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
D
She takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’
D Em
She takes a lickin’, I’m never gonna let her go
[Verse 4]
G
He’s got more balls than a big brass monkey
G
A wacked out weirdo, and a love bug junkie
C
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
G
Payday comes, and he’s a’howlin’ at the moon
D
He’s my baby, I don’t mean maybe
D
He’s my baby, and I’m his honey
D
He’s my baby, I’m his honey
D Em
He’s my baby, I’m never gonna let him go
[Bridge]
C
In spite of ourselves
G
We’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow
D
Against all odds
D7 G
Honey, we’re the big door prize
C
We’re gonna spite our noses
G
Right off of our faces
D
There won’t be nothin’
D7 G
But big old hearts, dancin’ in our eyes
[Verse 5]
D
She’s my baby, I’m his honey
D Em
She’s my baby, I’m never gonna let you go
[Outro]
Em
Em
Em
Em
Em
Em
D
Em
[Intro]
Em
D
Em
[Verse 1]
G
She don’t like her eggs all runny
G
She thinks crossin’ her legs is funny
C
She looks down her nose at money
G
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
D
She’s my baby, I’m her honey
D Em
She’s my baby, I’m never gonna let her go
[Verse 2]
G
He ain’t been laid in a month of Sunday
G
I caught him once, and he was sniffin’ my undies
C
He ain’t too sharp, but he gets things done
G
Drinks his beer like it’s oxygen
D
He’s my baby, and I’m his honey
D Em
He’s my baby, I’m never gonna let him go
[Verse 3]
G
She thinks all my jokes are corny
G
Convict movies make her horny
C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
G
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
D
She takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’
D Em
She takes a lickin’, I’m never gonna let her go
[Verse 4]
G
He’s got more balls than a big brass monkey
G
A wacked out weirdo, and a love bug junkie
C
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
G
Payday comes, and he’s a’howlin’ at the moon
D
He’s my baby, I don’t mean maybe
D
He’s my baby, and I’m his honey
D
He’s my baby, I’m his honey
D Em
He’s my baby, I’m never gonna let him go
[Bridge]
C
In spite of ourselves
G
We’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow
D
Against all odds
D7 G
Honey, we’re the big door prize
C
We’re gonna spite our noses
G
Right off of our faces
D
There won’t be nothin’
D7 G
But big old hearts, dancin’ in our eyes
[Verse 5]
D
She’s my baby, I’m his honey
D Em
She’s my baby, I’m never gonna let you go
[Outro]
Em
Em
Em
Em
Em
Em
D
Em
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