Vandals - My Girlfriends Dead

for this to be in the right key you have to put the capo all the way up to the
10th fret , so im sure i didnt do this right but you get the idea .
: ^d

C G
i once had a girlfriend
Am Em
but then one day she dumped me
F G C
and everywhere i go people would ask me where she was
F G
i don’t want to talk about her
F G
someone always asks about her
F G C
so i tell them all : my girlfriend’s dead
C G Am Em
i say it’s leukemia or sometimes bulimia
F G C
or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head
F G
i don’t want to talk about her
F G
but someone always asks about her
F G C
so i tell them all : she’s dead
C G
i guess there’s a part of me
Am Em
that lacks sympathy
F G
oh , the looks on their faces when i tell them
C
how she passed away
F G
i don’t want to talk about her
F G
but someone always asks about her
F G C
so i tell them all shes dead
Am F
my girlfriend’s dead , you see
G C
it’s a total lie but it’s easier on me
F G C
than having to admit that she likes someone else
Am F
my girlfriend’s dead , you know
G C
please change the subject , i’m going to go
F G C
jump off a building and join her in heaven
F G
i don’t want to talk about her
F G
but someone always asks about her
F G C
so i tell them all : she’s dead
C G
i once had a girlfriend
Am Em
but then one day she dumped me
F G C
and everywhere i go people would ask me where she was
F G
i don’t want to talk about her
F G
someone always asks about her
F G C
so i tell them all : my girlfriend’s dead