[Intro]
A C#m B D#m
E G#m F# Bbm
B D#m C# Fm
F# A#m G# Cm
B B
[Verse]
A C#m B D#m
Life was a sitcom about America
E G#m F# Bbm
We were always on our best behavior
B D#m C# Fm
Masturbating to lift our immune systems
F# A#m G# Cm
Eating less carbohydrates than we wanted
B
I was only seventeen and a half
[Chorus]
A C#m B D#m
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
E G#m F# Bbm
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
B D#m C# Fm
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
F# A#m G# Cm
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
B B
Rise and shine it’s a wonderful day
[Verse]
A C#m B D#m
God did not exist and yet he wanted to
E G#m F# Bbm
You were hotter than a cheap old laptop
B D#m C# Fm
Just like the ones we looted from Target together
F# A#m G# Cm
Always and now, darling, forever
B
I was only seventeen and a half
[Chorus]
A C#m B D#m
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
E G#m F# Bbm
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
B D#m C# Fm
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
F# A#m G# Cm
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
B B
Rise and shine it’s a wonderful day
A C#m B D#m
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
E G#m F# Bbm
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
B D#m C# Fm
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
F# A#m G# Cm
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
B B
Rise and shine it’s a wonderful day
[Intro]
A C#m B D#m
E G#m F# Bbm
B D#m C# Fm
F# A#m G# Cm
B B
[Verse]
A C#m B D#m
Life was a sitcom about America
E G#m F# Bbm
We were always on our best behavior
B D#m C# Fm
Masturbating to lift our immune systems
F# A#m G# Cm
Eating less carbohydrates than we wanted
B
I was only seventeen and a half
[Chorus]
A C#m B D#m
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
E G#m F# Bbm
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
B D#m C# Fm
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
F# A#m G# Cm
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
B B
Rise and shine it’s a wonderful day
[Verse]
A C#m B D#m
God did not exist and yet he wanted to
E G#m F# Bbm
You were hotter than a cheap old laptop
B D#m C# Fm
Just like the ones we looted from Target together
F# A#m G# Cm
Always and now, darling, forever
B
I was only seventeen and a half
[Chorus]
A C#m B D#m
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
E G#m F# Bbm
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
B D#m C# Fm
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
F# A#m G# Cm
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
B B
Rise and shine it’s a wonderful day
A C#m B D#m
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
E G#m F# Bbm
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
B D#m C# Fm
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
F# A#m G# Cm
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
B B
Rise and shine it’s a wonderful day
