[Intro]
Ebm Abm Db Gb
B Abm Bbsus4
Bb
[Verse 1]
Ebm Abm
My heart is paralyzed
Db Gb
My head was oversized
B Abm Bbsus4
I’ll take the high road like I should
Bb Ebm Abm
You said it’s meant to be
Db Gb
That it’s not you, it’s me
B Abm Bbsus4 Bb
You’re leaving now for my own good
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
[Chorus]
B
She went down in an airplane
Gb
Fried getting suntanned
Db Ebm Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She met a shark under water
Gb
Fell and no one caught her
Db Ebm Db
I returned everything I ever bought her
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[Interlude]
Ebm Abm
Db Gb B Abm
Bbsus4 Bb
[Verse 2]
Ebm Abm
My pride still feels the sting
Db Gb
You were my everything
B Abm Bbsus4
Some day I’ll find a love like yours
Bb Ebm
A love like yours
Abm
She’ll think I’m Superman
Db Gb
Not super minivan
B Abm Bbsus4 Bb
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
[Chorus]
B
She was caught in a mudslide
Gb
Eaten by a lion
Db Ebm Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She dried up in the desert
Gb
Drowned in a hot tub
Db Ebm Db
Danced to death at an east side night club
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[Solo]
Ebm Abm Db Gb
B Abm Bb
B
[Bridge]
Db
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
B Db
I wanna be the one you’re dying to love, yeah
B
But you don’t want to
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
[Chorus]
B
She went down in an airplane
Gb
Fried getting suntanned
Db Ebm Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She met a shark under water
Gb
Fell and no one caught her
Db Ebm Db
I returned everything I ever bought her
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
B
She was caught in a mudslide
Gb
Eaten by a lion
Db Ebm Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She dried up in the desert
Gb
Drowned in a hot tub
Db Ebm Db
Danced to death at an east side night club
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[Outro]
B Gb Db B Gb Db
[Intro]
Ebm Abm Db Gb
B Abm Bbsus4
Bb
[Verse 1]
Ebm Abm
My heart is paralyzed
Db Gb
My head was oversized
B Abm Bbsus4
I’ll take the high road like I should
Bb Ebm Abm
You said it’s meant to be
Db Gb
That it’s not you, it’s me
B Abm Bbsus4 Bb
You’re leaving now for my own good
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
[Chorus]
B
She went down in an airplane
Gb
Fried getting suntanned
Db Ebm Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She met a shark under water
Gb
Fell and no one caught her
Db Ebm Db
I returned everything I ever bought her
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[Interlude]
Ebm Abm
Db Gb B Abm
Bbsus4 Bb
[Verse 2]
Ebm Abm
My pride still feels the sting
Db Gb
You were my everything
B Abm Bbsus4
Some day I’ll find a love like yours
Bb Ebm
A love like yours
Abm
She’ll think I’m Superman
Db Gb
Not super minivan
B Abm Bbsus4 Bb
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
[Chorus]
B
She was caught in a mudslide
Gb
Eaten by a lion
Db Ebm Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She dried up in the desert
Gb
Drowned in a hot tub
Db Ebm Db
Danced to death at an east side night club
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[Solo]
Ebm Abm Db Gb
B Abm Bb
B
[Bridge]
Db
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
B Db
I wanna be the one you’re dying to love, yeah
B
But you don’t want to
[Pre-Chorus]
Bb
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
[Chorus]
B
She went down in an airplane
Gb
Fried getting suntanned
Db Ebm Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She met a shark under water
Gb
Fell and no one caught her
Db Ebm Db
I returned everything I ever bought her
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
B
She was caught in a mudslide
Gb
Eaten by a lion
Db Ebm Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B Gb Fm
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes!
Bb B
She dried up in the desert
Gb
Drowned in a hot tub
Db Ebm Db
Danced to death at an east side night club
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died
[Outro]
B Gb Db B Gb Db
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