Tom MacDonald - I Don’t Drink

[Verse 1]
F#
I screwed up, I just wanna say I’m sorry
It’s all my fault, you should probably ignore me
D#m
Oh my God, should’ve given you a warning
All my friends are sick and tired of this story
F#
I don’t drink ‘cause when I’m drunk, I’m annoying
Call your phone when it’s three in the morning
D#m
Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden
You probably think I am mentally retarded
F#
Please, don’t call me crazy ‘cause I’m not
Last night I had one too many shots
D#
Blacked out, got arrested by the cops
Woke up on the neighbours front lawn

[Pre-Chorus]
F#
Every time that I’m hangover, I convince myself I’m dying
B
Where the hell my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying?
F#
I say that I remember what I did, but I am lying
B
There’s a tattoo on my buttcheek, it’s a beer can and he’s smiling

[Chorus]
F#
I’m pretty sure the last night went down in history
B
We made it out alive, and that’s a victory
D#m
Black eyes, minor injuries
B
We lost a fight together, that’s a win to me
F#
I don’t drink ‘cause when I’m drunk, I’m retarded
B
Ask around, I’m the life of the party
D#m
Hold my beer ‘cause I’m only getting started
B
Who cares about tomorrow and the misery?

[Verse 2]
F#
I’m a mess, and I know you don’t deserve it
You’re the best, and I’m a pretty stupid person
D#m
None-the-less you try to help me ‘cause I’m hurting
I confess, sometimes I feel like I’m not worth it
F#
I don’t drink ‘cause when I’m drunk, I’m a problem
I don’t care who I hurt, I feel awesome
D#m
Holy crap, it’s either jail or a coffin
Soon enough I’mma be at rock bottom
F#
Please help, tell me, how I end up here?
Last night, I had one too many beers
D#m
Flashbacks, but I can’t remember clear
Why I texted all my exes, and we haven’t spoke in years

[Pre-Chorus]
F#
Every time that I’m hangover, last night doesn’t feel so funny
B
I threw up on my front step, and I wasted all of my money
F#
I got naked in the night club right in front of all my buddies
B
Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot, but she is ugly

[Chorus]
F#
I’m pretty sure the last night went down in history
B
We made it out alive, and that’s a victory
D#m
Black eyes, minor injuries
B
We lost a fight together, that’s a win to me
F#
I don’t drink ‘cause when I’m drunk, I’m retarded
B
Ask around, I’m the life of the party
D#m
Hold my beer ‘cause I’m only getting started
B
Who cares about tomorrow and the misery?

[Bridge]
F#
You call my phone, ‘kay be quiet, can you hear it?
I don’t hear it
F#
Damn, oh no, my sexy photos, can we clear it?
We need to clear it

[Chorus]
F#
I’m pretty sure the last night went down in history
B
We made it out alive, and that’s a victory
D#m
Black eyes, minor injuries
B
We lost a fight together, that’s a win to me
F#
I don’t drink ‘cause when I’m drunk, I’m retarded
B
Ask around, I’m the life of the party
D#m
Hold my beer ‘cause I’m only getting started
B
Who cares about tomorrow and the misery?