Tom MacDonald - Everybody Hates Me

[Intro]
Am F

[Verse 1]
C Am
White people hate me, they say that I’m usin’ my privilege for evil, I get it, hey
F C
Black people hate me, they say that I’m racist, my feelings don’t match with their message, whoa
Am
Feminists hate me because I believe that their movement is angry and sexist, woo
F C
My girlfriend hates me and I don’t know why, but I love her, whatever, forget it, yeah

And gay people hate me ‘cause when I see something I don’t like, I say that it’s gay
Am F
Straight people hate me for havin’ the balls to go say what they think and that makes ‘em afraid
C
Dumb people hate me for makin’ the music containing the truth to expose all the ways
Am F
The government robs ‘em, the pop culture kills ‘em, the rappers convince them to ruin their brains

[Pre-Chorus]
C
Go ahead and say all of that wild shit online, man
Em Dm F
You might need a Dr. Phil if you catch me outside and
C
I will not apologize if you ain’t one of my fam
Em Dm F
I could not afford to give a fuck if it was financed

[Chorus]
C
They’ve been hatin’, I think it’s stupid funny
Dm Dm
Haters, fake friends, makin’ me stupid money
C
They’ve been hatin’, makin’ me famous
Em Dm C
Keep hatin’, you’re wastin’ all of your energy on me

[Verse 2]

Everyone hates me for somethin’

Or makes somethin’ up when they hate me for nothin’
Am
They claim I’m a Satanist, Hitler’s my cousin
F
I beat up a kid, I killed Bambi while huntin’
C
Hey, I heard he’s Illuminati

Hey, I heard he’s related to Trump
Am
Whoa, I heard he’s reptilian probably
F
Hey, I heard he kills kittens for fun
C
All lies, all lies, all lies

Y’all fall, I rise, yeah
Am
Y’all phony tough and I’m blowin’ up
F
And that’s your fault, not mine, yeah
C
Everybody hates me

And I only know ‘cause I read it
Am
And I’d hate y’all too if that bothered me
F
But honestly, I don’t let it, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
C
Go ahead and say all of that wild shit online, man
Em Dm F
You might need a Dr. Phil if you catch me outside and
C
I will not apologize if you ain’t one of my fam
Em Dm F
I could not afford to give a fuck if it was financed

[Chorus]
C
They’ve been hatin’, I think it’s stupid funny
Em Dm
Haters, fake friends, makin’ me stupid money
C
They’ve been hatin’, makin’ me famous
Em Dm C
Keep hatin’, you’re wastin’ all of your energy on me

[Bridge]

Y’all wastin’ energy, y’all look just like enemies
Em
Only goal is stoppin’ mine, y’all gon’ need some better dreams
Bb
I’ve been on the grind, looks like y’all been on your knees
G
Talkin’ wild while you’re online, hatin’ who you’ll never be
C
Y’all are thirty-five, actin’ like you’re seventeen
Em
Workin’ late at nine-to-fives, jealous I just rap and sleep
Bb
You’re angry at your life, got a job, forgot to leave
G
Now you’re growin’ older in the only town you’ll ever see

[Chorus]
C
They’ve been hatin’, I think it’s stupid funny
Em Dm
Haters, fake friends, makin’ me stupid money
C
They’ve been hatin’, makin’ me famous
Em Dm C
Keep hatin’, you’re wastin’ all of your energy on me

C
They’ve been hatin’, I think it’s stupid funny
Em Dm
Haters, fake friends, makin’ me stupid money
C
They’ve been hatin’, makin’ me famous
Em Dm C
Keep hatin’, you’re wastin’ all of your energy on me