[Intro]
D Em A7 D Dm7

[Verse 1]
D Em
I don’t wanna make things weird
A D
But I remember just what you said
Em D A
And I’m starting to think that you lied to me
D
When you said you bought a two person tent
G D
It’s just not the case
A Bm Bm7
Because your feet are stuck up in my fuckin’ face
G F#m Bm Em
I hope you know where the receipt went
G A Dm7 D
For this obviously one person tent

[Verse 2]
A D
You see sometimes they use a picture of two people
G Bm A
When there’s really just room for one
Bm
‘Cause the people in thе picture are very small childrеn
E G
And you are very dumb

[Verse 3]
D Em7
I’m sorry that I called you dumb
A7 D Bm
And I’m sorry that I did it in harmony
D Em7
To be honest, I’m not that mad
D G
I’m just a little scared of intimacy
D
I know it was not your intent
A Bm
Come tomorrow, I will miss the feeling of your nose against my leg
G F#m Bm
We’ll return it in the morning, but tonight we are meant
Em
For this
N.C.
obviously…
A7 D
one person tent

[Outro]
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