i hope someone better than me can improve this .
the C – > B on “journal – oust” is very rough and needs improvement .
i think the C#m with the decending root sounds right , but i’m not sure .
transcribing piano tunes on guitar is hard : (
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song for phil daoust
by tim minchin
E G#
this is a song for phil daoust :
A C B
occasional guardian newspaper journal – oust .
E G#
i never ever ever mentioned your name ,
A B
or the review that you wrote , when i was new to this game .
C#m C#m/C
but now the time has come ,
C#m/B C#m/A#
i think i’ve dealt with my feelings at last .
F#m
i really wanna forgive ya phil ,
B A B
yeah i wanna put the past in the past – A
E G#
oh and as this is such a big tour ,
A C B
i thought i outta take the opportunity .
E G#
’cause there’s a pretty good chance somebody out there will know you ,
A B
maybe they would pass on a message for me .
C#m C#m/C C#m/B C#m/A#
just wanna say , phil daoust , occasional guardian newspaper journal – oust ,
F#m
that it’s been three years since you wrote it ,
G#m
and time is very healing .
A
but i still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face
B
and make your children watch while i force you to eat them .
A B
yeah i wanna make your children watch you eat your own face – meat .
E B
ding dang ding dang dong ,
C#m G#m
this is my phil doust song ,
A E
everybody sing along ,
A
la la la la la la la ,
B E
i hope one of your family’ members dies .
B
phil , ding dang dong .
C#m G#m
i’ve written you this special song ,
A E
to help you get the attention –
A B
you obviously , desperately lack .
and i know that you’re a smart man ,
and with such a fine mind , i guess it has to be hard –
to resist throwing narcissistic , intellectual tantrums in the supermarket isles of
your self – regard .
just wanna say , phil daoust , i know it must be really hard to be a journal – oust .
while a deadlines always looming , and the pressure to be entertaining .
so maybe you should quit and get a job that you’d be better at – like killing
yourself , you fxxking cunt .
ding dang ding dang dong ,
this is my phil doust song ,
everybody sing along ,
tra la la la la la la ,
i hope something you love catches on fire .
phil , ding dang dong .
i’ve written you this special song ,
to show how far i’ve come along –
in my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback .
you fxxking poo – face .
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