Tim Minchin - The Pope Song

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pope song . by tim minchin
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chords : eadgbe
F . . . . . . . . . . . xx3211
C . . . . . . . . . . . . 332010
CaddG# . . . . . . . 332110
A# . . . . . . . . . . . 113331
G7 . . . . . . . . . . . 320001

F
fxxk the motherfxxker .
F
fxxk the motherfxxker .
F C
fxxk the motherfxxker , he’s a fxxking motherfxxker .

C
fxxk the motherfxxker .
C
fxxk the fxxking fxxker .
C F
fxxk the motherfxxker , he’s a total fxxking fxxker .

F
fxxk the motherfxxker .
F
fxxk the motherfxxker .
F C
fxxk the motherfxxker , fxxking fxxk the motherfxxker .
C F
fxxk the motherfxxker . fxxk the motherfxxking pope .

F
fxxk the motherfxxker , and fxxk you motherfxxker
F C
if you think that motherfxxker is sacred .
C
if you cover for another motherfxxker who’s a kiddy fxxker ,
C F
fxxk you! you’re no better than the motherfxxking rapist .

A#
and if you don’t like the swearing that this motherfxxker forced from me
F
and reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
G7
then fxxk you motherfxxker , this is langauge one employs
C
when one is fxxking cross about fxxkers fxxking boys .

F
i don’t give a fxxk if calling the pope a motherfxxker
F C
means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate .
C
this has nowt to do with other fxxking godly motherfxxkers ,
C F
i’m not interested right now in fxxking scripture or debate .

A#
there are other fxxking songs and there are other fxxking ways ,
F
i’ll be a religious apologist on other fxxking days
G7
and the fact remains if you protect a single kiddy fxxker
C
then pope or prince or plumber you’re a fxxking motherfxxker .

F
you see , i don’t give a fxxk what any other motherfxxker
F C
believes about jesus and his motherfxxking mother .
C
i’ve no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fxxkers ,
C F
whilst those beliefs don’t impact on the happiness of others .

A#
but if you build your church on claims of fxxking moral authority
F
and with threats of hell impose it on others in society
G7
then you , you motherfxxkers , can expect some fxxking wrath
C CaddG#
when it turns out you’ve been fxxking us in our motherfxxking asses .

F
so fxxk the motherfxxker , and fxxk you motherfxxker
F C
if you’re still a motherfxxking papist .
C
if he covered for a single motherfxxker who’s a kiddy fxxker ,
C F
fxxk the motherfxxker! he’s as evil as the rapist .

A#
and if you look into you motherfxxking heart and tell me true
F
that this motherfxxking stupid fxxking song offended you ,
G7 C
with its filthy fxxking language and its fxxking disrespect ,
C CaddG#
if it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter .

F C
but if you find me more offensive then the fxxking possibility
F C
– the pope protected priests when they were getting fxxking fiddly –
F
then listen to me motherfxxker , this here is a fact :
F
you are just as morally misguided as that
A# C F
motherfxxking , power hungry , self – aggrandised bigot in the stupid fxxking hat .

( repeat and fade )
F
fxxk the motherfxxker . fxxk the motherfxxker .
F
fxxk the motherfxxker . fxxk the motherfxxker .