A
wossy , in two weeks youll be gone
E/A
this is my last opportunity to sing you a song
G/A
so i wanna ask a favour before
D Dsus2 – D *
you get on with your life
A
jonathan , i wanna make love to you
E/A
wossy i just wanna make sweet love to you
G/A
just once , i wanna make sweet love to you
G G/A D
sweet love to your wife
Dm
theres just something about her
that drives me insane
A/C#
shes got that cute sense of humour
and a brilliant brain
Bm7
but if im totally honest
my feelings for jane
A
are mostly sxxual
Dm
dont wanna put you and her
in an awkward position
A/C#
but i know id regret it
if i didnt ask the question
Bm7
i have talked to my wife
and she gave me permission
G/A A
we both have a celebrity shag concession
G G/A D
and mine is jane
G G/A D
hers is wayne rooney
Em7
although to be fair
G/A
theres not much chance of scoring there
D A
jane , in two weeks time
G
your hubby will be out on the breadline baby
D
and surely youre not gonna wanna be
G A
spending time with a bum
D A
i know that in a month or three
G
hell have weaselled his way back onto my tv
D G
but in the meantime , would you consider me
E
for a little fun?
the next 4 verses follow the A – E/A – G/A – D pattern
( could switch the G/a for A G for a bit of variety on one or 2 )
just one night , jane , would embiggen me
just one night , baby , youll be diggin me
just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
i just wanna make love , sweet love to you
what i wouldnt give for just one night with you
nothing too weird , just a nice night with A
couple of whips and an underwater camera
i just wanna make a little sweet love to you
wossy , you can watch if thatd make you feel better
thatd make it even more unforgettable
you can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
in case i get hungry making sweet love to your wife
stop me , wont you wossy , if this is getting weird?
the thought of jane nuzzling my ginger beard
im just doing a song , like we agreed
and it just happens to be a song about how i wanna
make sweet love to your wife
oooh
Dm
jonathan ive always admired you
A/C#
i was nervous about our interview
Bm7
but your producers assured me
that all i had to do
G/A D
was be totally honest . . . with you
then mess around in D for a while , if you can do what tim does , congratulations!
A
wossy , in two weeks youll be gone
E/A
this is my last opportunity to sing you a song
G/A
so i wanna ask a favour before
D Dsus2 – D *
you get on with your life
A
jonathan , i wanna make love to you
E/A
wossy i just wanna make sweet love to you
G/A
just once , i wanna make sweet love to you
G G/A D
sweet love to your wife
Dm
theres just something about her
that drives me insane
A/C#
shes got that cute sense of humour
and a brilliant brain
Bm7
but if im totally honest
my feelings for jane
A
are mostly sxxual
Dm
dont wanna put you and her
in an awkward position
A/C#
but i know id regret it
if i didnt ask the question
Bm7
i have talked to my wife
and she gave me permission
G/A A
we both have a celebrity shag concession
G G/A D
and mine is jane
G G/A D
hers is wayne rooney
Em7
although to be fair
G/A
theres not much chance of scoring there
D A
jane , in two weeks time
G
your hubby will be out on the breadline baby
D
and surely youre not gonna wanna be
G A
spending time with a bum
D A
i know that in a month or three
G
hell have weaselled his way back onto my tv
D G
but in the meantime , would you consider me
E
for a little fun?
the next 4 verses follow the A – E/A – G/A – D pattern
( could switch the G/a for A G for a bit of variety on one or 2 )
just one night , jane , would embiggen me
just one night , baby , youll be diggin me
just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
i just wanna make love , sweet love to you
what i wouldnt give for just one night with you
nothing too weird , just a nice night with A
couple of whips and an underwater camera
i just wanna make a little sweet love to you
wossy , you can watch if thatd make you feel better
thatd make it even more unforgettable
you can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
in case i get hungry making sweet love to your wife
stop me , wont you wossy , if this is getting weird?
the thought of jane nuzzling my ginger beard
im just doing a song , like we agreed
and it just happens to be a song about how i wanna
make sweet love to your wife
oooh
Dm
jonathan ive always admired you
A/C#
i was nervous about our interview
Bm7
but your producers assured me
that all i had to do
G/A D
was be totally honest . . . with you
then mess around in D for a while , if you can do what tim does , congratulations!
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