So Fxxking Rock

D F G A# C
i Am so rock , i Am so rock , i Am so rock!
D F G A# C
i Am so fxxking rock , i Am so goddamn rock , i Am so mother fxxking rock!

the chords are pretty much the same thru to the end , here are the words .

if you came expecting a burlesque show
with girls in nipple tassels and a flying trapeze
im sorry but im going to have to disappoint you
you should have read your program more carefully

if you came expecting liturgical dancing
with new interpretations of the story of moses
im sorry but im think you will be disappointed
youve made an error during the booking process

but if you came to see me
im really happy that you achieved your intention
cos its all very well to live in the moment
but planning is important is you want to achieve your goals
and maybe have some savings when youre old

i Am so fxxking rock
i Am so goddamn rock
i Am so motherfxxking rock
dont you know you wanna rock it with me
i Am so fxxking rock
i Am so goddamn rock
i Am so motherfxxking rock

i worked very hard for my rock n roll hair
i get it chemically straightened and i style it for hours
and i worked very hard for a rock n roll face
ive got the kooky contact lenses and the girly mascara

but there is something deeper inside
something that the mask i wear wont hide

i paid lots of money for this big piano
and the fancy , fancy lights to make me look like michael jackson
i paid lots of money for this bohemian coat
and the fact i dont wear shoes is just an affectation

but there is something deeper inside
something that this costume wont hide
something from a distance you wont see
something fundamentally me

i Am so fxxking rock
i Am so goddamn rock
i Am so motherfxxking rock .
dont you know you wanna rock it with me

fxxking rock , fxxking , goddamn rock , goddamn , motherfxxking rock , fxxking
dont you know you wanna rock it with me

i Am so fxxking rock
i Am so goddamn rock
i Am so motherfxxking rock .
dont you know you wanna rock it with me

i Am so fxxking rock
i Am so goddamn rock
i Am so motherfxxking rock .
dont you know you wanna
rock it with me
rock it with me!
rock it with me!