Tim Minchin - Nothing Ruins Comedy

for the ( D# D#sus4 D# ) sections , the notes are A# , G# , G but for those who prefer
chords , i thought it would be easier to write them up as such .

D# ( D# D#sus4
D# )
nothing ruins comedy like arenas
D# ( D# D#sus4
D# )
that is a well established fact
D#
but your enjoyment is not as important
( D# D#sus4 D# )
as my self – esteem is
D#
my ego’s the only thing you can see clearly from the back
Cm A#
but i’m quite famous now
D#
suck my balls
Cm A#
i’ve sold my tickets , my job is done ,
D#
fxxk you all
Cm A# G#
D#
who cares about quality , this is not about you , this is all about me
F G# A#
and my tiny little penis , and flogging dvds
D#m C#
so bring it on , bring it on
G# A#
fxxk the ( punters? ) , bring it on
D#m , C# G# A#
i Am a rockstar motherfxxker , and i won’t be one for long
D#m C#
so bring it on , bring it on
G#
you gotta make hay in the shining sun
D#m C# G#
A#
you gotta rock on the way up , cause the only way to go from here is down
Cm A# G#
D#
but i’m trapped for now , and the fact for now , is there’s no escaping this
Cm A#
and wearing baseball caps to hide my face ,
G# D#
so the ( paps? ) don’t snatch my kids
G# Cm Fm Cm
all i ever wanted was , to sing my little songs
F G# A# D#m
but now i’m pregnant in hello mag , and overweight in cosmopoliton
C# G#
so bring it on , before too long my wife and kids’ll be gone , gone , gone
D#m C# G#
and i’ll have wanked myself to death in the penthouse suite of the
A#
( can’t hear )
D#m C# G#
so bring it on , bring it on , found the hookers , stop the bombs
D#m C# G#
A#
i Am a rockstar , i’ve got a fxxking orchestra , i can do what i fxxking want
Cm A# G#
D#
i thought fame would make me happy , but she’s a fickle cheap romance
F G# G
no – one even listens to my lyrics , they just wanna see me dance

Cm A# G#
all the real stars are hanging in bars
Cm A# G#
hanging out in bars
Cm A# G#
all the real stars are hanging out in bars
Cm A# Cm
hanging out in bars
Cm G
bars , bars

sorry i don’t know all the lyrics .