Gm Dmaj#5/F#
if you really loved me the way you say you do
A#/F Gm/E
if you love me half as much as i love you
Cm7/D# A#
you would pluck a planet from the sky
A D
youd use a star to dot the i

. . . A D Gm
when their love for one another is true
doo doo doo

. . A D
but shirking challenges is not what love

D#
is all about
D D#
love is not all wine and roses
D D#
sometimes its handcuffs and cheese
C/E F
no – one said love is for free
Am/E
and if you agree with that
Cm/D# D7 Gm
youll sing me passages from the koran wearing nothing but your bob the builder hat
Dmaj#5/F#
to the tune of waltzing matilda
Dm/F Gm/E D#/F F E / / /
i just love the combination of islam , nationalism and buil – – der

Am
because i need you
Emaj#5/G#
like a tick needs a tock
C/G
like bananas need pyjamas
D7/F#
like a nun needs cock
Dm7/F C
but if you want to put your love for me first
B E
you wouldnt go through childbirth
Am Emaj#5/G#
youd agree to adopt so that you could stay thin
C/G D7/F#
well get a chinese kid , it could teach us mandarin
Dm7/F C
and communists dont make as much noise
B E Am G
and theyre really good at sharing their toys

Cm
because i dig you
Gmaj#5/B
like an aussie digs pies
D#/A#
like born – agains dig jesus
F7/A
like jesus dug guys