The Wombats - Walking Disasters

capo 1st fret
A# F Gm D#
she used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor
A# F
but now she’s always wasted
Gm D#
a total looker , but she’s jaded
A# F Gm D#
the kind of shivering wreck that i adore
A# F
i can’t offer you a rescue
Gm D#
but i can tell you what i’d do

A# F
i’d tell my mother that i love her dearly
Gm D#
and tell my father that i need him back again
A# F
and if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm D#
i will be your freudian slip

A# F
and flowers might wilt when we walk past
Gm D#
and self – help might help when it makes us laugh
Gm F
only finding questions in answers
Gm D#
you and i are just walking disasters ( x3 )

A# F Gm D#
she only finds her love in a downtown store
A# F
consumption makes her stronger
Gm D#
you’re the sweetest anaconda
A# F Gm D#
the kind of lack of respect that i adore
A# F
i cant offer you a rescue
Gm D#
but when you’ve lost all that you have left to lose

A# F
i’d tell my mother that i love her dearly
Gm D#
and tell my father that i need him back again
A# F
and if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm D#
i will be your freudian slip

A# F Gm D#
as sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel
A# F Gm D#
you be my calm i’ll be your pneumatic drill
A# F Gm D#
and what we’ll never want , we’ll always need
Gm F Gm
right now we need some pop psychology
D#
to keep us up – beat

A# F
so tell your mother that you love her dearly
Gm D#
and tell your father your won’t lock him out again
A# F
and if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm D#
i will be your freudian slip

A# F
and flowers might wilt when we walk past
Gm D#
and self – help might help when it makes us laugh
Gm F
only finding questions in answers
Gm D#
you and i are just walking disasters ( x5 )