synth line for guitar
A – – – – – – – – – 7 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
E – 3 – 3 – 5 – 5 – – – 0 – 0 – 0 – 0 – – – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 5 – 5 – 5 – 5 – 7 – – – – |
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my teeth have never looked quite this yellow
and my body never quite this fat
i pay well over the odds just to have some
teenage abandoned bar
( mute scratching on the beat )

i hit the ice on the 5th of jan
G Am Em
and i swear it was an act of faith
C Am

but i don’t get angry
C
when i’m feeling down
Am
i just take my bubbles
C
to the centre of town
D

schumacher the champagne never needed a good
G E
cause to celebrate
Am C
schumacher the champagne
G E
you may as well be proud of last place
Am C

riff
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 3 – 2 – 0 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
B – 0 – 3 – 0 – – 0 – 3 – 0 – – – – – – – 0 – 3 – 0 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

repeat verse and chorus
until . . .
schumacher the champagne never needed a good
G E
cause to celebrate
Am Cm

oh take me inside out
E – 5 – 5 – 5 – 5 – 5 – 5 – 5 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – 8 – – end on 10 –

final part
G G Am Am Em Em Em Em