i did this the way i play it , so verse two is the same as verse one rather than varying . there
wasn’t any tabs up so i closed my eyes a jumped really .

no capo

A
she works downtown in an unmarked bar , flyin’ ’round poles
D
she always gave me the fright of my life
A
i didn’t mean to get involved it was the alcohol
D
mixed with an empty feeling inside
Bm
it’s such a bad idea
D E
to fall in love with A ’lady of the night’

A
( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh )

D
why didn’t god give her two left feet
Bm D
then she couldn’t run away from me

A
months go by and i’m alone in bed
D
while she’s greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
A
i’ve got to wear a beard , a suit and tie
D
to get past the door if i want to see my girl tonight

Bm
i go to all this effort
D E
just to see my fair patricia going home with some other guy

A
( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh )

D
why didn’t god give her two left feet
Bm D
then she couldn’t run away from me

A
( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh )

D
why didn’t god give her two left feet
Bm D
then she couldn’t run away from me

Bm D A E
she thinks i’m sad and that’s alright
Bm D A E
but she doesn’t hate me so there’s my little alibi
Bm D A
i can’t , i can’t leave , i can’t , i can’t , i can’t
E Bm
she’s my coked up botox girl

A E
patricia , patricia
A D
oh , patricia the stripper you are my sunshine
Bm A
so , why can’t you come home with me tonight

A
( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh ) ( ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh )

D
why didn’t god give her two left feet
Bm D
then she couldn’t run away from me