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G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
oh he’s the alphabet pony

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phony monkey toy money lose end soda hands
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pink plastic jesus on the dashboard just saying

G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony

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no fun not happy got no money need a friend
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a volcano dish on a mountain – top to live in

G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
oh he’s the alphabet pony

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cancel sunday cancel monday don’t look at me
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i been running on a no – tomorrow road at great speed
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need a punch a pop a bang a different song
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like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog

G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony

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we go up down up down up down town again
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we like the walk the talk don’t stop and fall into the quicksand
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sharp teeth dry heat can’t breach too many sins
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dont forget my cigarettes and get something that we can drink

G#5 A#5
he’s the alphabet pony
G#5 A#5
oh he’s the alphabet pony
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he’s the alphabet pony