Capo: 4th fret
[Verse 1]
G D Em D
She walks down the stairs, feeling herself
C D
Lookin’ like she just won a court case
G D Em D
He’s got a funny way of using the same
C
Four chords for every song he makes
G D Em D
He’s called Bill and he plays with words
C
Like a skill, yeah he’s pretty great
G D Em D C D
He said his official friend died ‘cause of a officiate
G D Em D
Yeah, she’s called Hannah and she plays the Joanna
C D
Grade eight but she’s got no soul
G D Em D C D
John’s obsessed with fat ass and he’s ten years old
G D Em D
Oh, Dad’s an otis readin’ at a wedding typе guy
C D
With the best voice you’vе ever heard
G D Em D C D
He said, “Give me a date I can work on, my heart hurts”
[Chorus]
G D Em D C D
I get home on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C
I’ll drive up on the 23rd
[Verse 2]
G D Em D C D
And I bumped into Julie in the co-op, she asked how the family’s been
G D Em D C D
I said “Alex is a sculptor and Olivia’s been a vegan since ten
G D Em D C D
While Vin wears dresses whilst Debbie coalesces in a fleece that doesn’t work”
G D Em D C D
And I’ll be givin’ my chair to my mum ‘cause her back hurts
[Chorus]
G D Em D C D
I get home on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C
I’ll drive up on the 23rd (Yeah, yeah)
[Bridge]
G D Em D
Now mum’s not a fan of that line about her back
C D C D
She said it makes her sound frumpy and old
G D Em D C D C D
I said, “Woman, you are sixty-four years old”
[Outro]
G D Em D
Now, stop the percussion, I wanna have a discussion
C D C D
And it’s Christmas so this is gonna be a nightmare
G D Em D
I just came for the stuffin’, not to argue about nothin’
C D
Mark my words
G D Em D C D
I’ll be home on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C D
Yeah, drive up on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C D C D
Oh, come home on the 23rd (Yeah)
G D Em D C D C D
G D Em D C D C D
G D Em D C D C D
G
Capo: 4th fret
[Verse 1]
G D Em D
She walks down the stairs, feeling herself
C D
Lookin’ like she just won a court case
G D Em D
He’s got a funny way of using the same
C
Four chords for every song he makes
G D Em D
He’s called Bill and he plays with words
C
Like a skill, yeah he’s pretty great
G D Em D C D
He said his official friend died ‘cause of a officiate
G D Em D
Yeah, she’s called Hannah and she plays the Joanna
C D
Grade eight but she’s got no soul
G D Em D C D
John’s obsessed with fat ass and he’s ten years old
G D Em D
Oh, Dad’s an otis readin’ at a wedding typе guy
C D
With the best voice you’vе ever heard
G D Em D C D
He said, “Give me a date I can work on, my heart hurts”
[Chorus]
G D Em D C D
I get home on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C
I’ll drive up on the 23rd
[Verse 2]
G D Em D C D
And I bumped into Julie in the co-op, she asked how the family’s been
G D Em D C D
I said “Alex is a sculptor and Olivia’s been a vegan since ten
G D Em D C D
While Vin wears dresses whilst Debbie coalesces in a fleece that doesn’t work”
G D Em D C D
And I’ll be givin’ my chair to my mum ‘cause her back hurts
[Chorus]
G D Em D C D
I get home on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C
I’ll drive up on the 23rd (Yeah, yeah)
[Bridge]
G D Em D
Now mum’s not a fan of that line about her back
C D C D
She said it makes her sound frumpy and old
G D Em D C D C D
I said, “Woman, you are sixty-four years old”
[Outro]
G D Em D
Now, stop the percussion, I wanna have a discussion
C D C D
And it’s Christmas so this is gonna be a nightmare
G D Em D
I just came for the stuffin’, not to argue about nothin’
C D
Mark my words
G D Em D C D
I’ll be home on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C D
Yeah, drive up on the 23rd
C D G D Em D C D C D
Oh, come home on the 23rd (Yeah)
G D Em D C D C D
G D Em D C D C D
G D Em D C D C D
G
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