Tenacious D - The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage

pretty sure i got it right .
– dex3

preferably play the G and C chords in their bar – version .

Em * :
E – 3 –
B – 0 –
G – 0 –
D – 2 –
A – 2 –
E – 0 –

intro :
2x : Em * G D

Em * G D
this is the ballad of hollywood jack and the rage cage
Em * G D
nothing could stop them when jables and rage hit the stage
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and hollywood jack hit the big time and when to make movies
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rage kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

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and he grumbled and growled and watched hollywood jack on jay leno
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he bellowed and said he’d be nothing without help from kage
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he burned up the photos of jables and kage doing mushrooms
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“fxxk him , i don’t need no hollywood jack anyway”

Em * G D
so hollywood jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
Em * G D
and rage kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

Em * G
yes , the rage kage bubbled with rage
D
he looked at the ground
B7
and he looked on the stage
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the lava was throwing
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and boiling inside the old kage

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as hollywood jack climbed the laddEr of stardom before him
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he watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
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he’d make millions and then he’d go out and he’d make even more millions
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he’d screen kg’s calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore

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no one respected him
C
they just rejected him
G D
no one would represent kage
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left on the streets of his dreams
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he would cry , and he’d rage for the stage
ahahaaa

epic flute solo :
4x : Em * C D
B7

Em * G D
then hollywood jack got a message that kage was in trouble
Em * G D
they sent kage away cause he had gone completely insane
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so hollywood jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
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to be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
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then hollywood jack told the doctors : “you got to retrieve him!”
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you’ve got the technology , use the techniques of your trade
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he grabbed their lapels and he screamed “by god you must save him!”
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because rage kage and i; can’t you see that were one and the same!

aaaah!

Em *
rage kage!
C
oh rage kage!
G D
there’d be magic inside that old name
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and you know ,
C
yes you know
G D
when you’re going completely insane

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oh rage kage!
C
oh rage kage!
G D
oh the lion will roar once again

Em *
and you know
C
yes you know
G B7
when you’re going completely insane

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nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again ,
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nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again ,
Em * D G C B7
nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again ,
Em * D G C B7
nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again ,
Em * D G C B7
nothing and no one could harm the old rage kage again ,
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hollywood jack and the rage kage were out once again .