[Verse 1 :]
Whoooo
F
It was so nice throwing big parties
F
Jump into the pool from the balcony
F
Everyone swimming in a champagne sea
Bb
( whooo )
F
And there are no rules when you show up here
F
Bass beat rattling the chandelier
F ( Bb )
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year
[Pre – Chorus :]
Gm C
So why’d you have to rain on my parade?
Gm C
I’m shaking my head, I’m locking the gates
[CHORUS 1]==
F Dm
| This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
dar – ling
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them awaayayayay
C F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
ho – ney
F Dm
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things
Bb
you said about meeEeEeeEeEe?
C
This is why we can’t have nice things
whoooo
[Verse 2 :]
F
It was so nice being friends again
F
There I was, giving you a second chance
F ( Bb )
But then you stabbed in the back while shaking my hand
F
And therein lies the issue
F
Friends don’t try to trick you
F
Get you on the phone and mind – twist you
F
And so I took an axe to a mended fence
[Pre – Chorus :]
Gm C
But I’m not the only friend you’ve lost lately
Gm C
If only you weren’t so shady
[CHORUS 2]==
F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
dar – ling
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them awaayayayay
C F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
ho – ney
F Dm
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things
Bb
you said about meeEeEeeEeEe?
This is why we can’t have
[Bridge :]
F
Here’s a toast to my real friends
Bb C
They don’t care about that he – said – she – said
F
And here’s to my baby
Bb C
He ain’t reading what they call me lately
F
And here’s to my momma
Bb C
Had to listen to all this drama
F Dm
And here’s to you
Bb C
Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
“Haha, I can’t even say it with a straight face”
[CHORUS 3]==
F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
dar – ling ( darling )
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them away
C F
This is why we can’t have nice
Dm
( ah – ah ) things,
Bb C
( oh – no ) hon( baby ) – ney
F Dm Bb
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things you said about meee?
C F Dm Bb C
This is why we can’t have nice things, dar – ling
…( And here’s to my real friends )
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them and here’s to my baby
C F Dm Bb C
This is why we can’t have nice things, dar – ling
( They didn’t care about that he – said – she – said )
F Dm Bb
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things you said about meee?
C
This is why we can’t have
F
nice things.
[Verse 1 :]
Whoooo
F
It was so nice throwing big parties
F
Jump into the pool from the balcony
F
Everyone swimming in a champagne sea
Bb
( whooo )
F
And there are no rules when you show up here
F
Bass beat rattling the chandelier
F ( Bb )
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year
[Pre – Chorus :]
Gm C
So why’d you have to rain on my parade?
Gm C
I’m shaking my head, I’m locking the gates
[CHORUS 1]==
F Dm
| This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
dar – ling
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them awaayayayay
C F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
ho – ney
F Dm
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things
Bb
you said about meeEeEeeEeEe?
C
This is why we can’t have nice things
whoooo
[Verse 2 :]
F
It was so nice being friends again
F
There I was, giving you a second chance
F ( Bb )
But then you stabbed in the back while shaking my hand
F
And therein lies the issue
F
Friends don’t try to trick you
F
Get you on the phone and mind – twist you
F
And so I took an axe to a mended fence
[Pre – Chorus :]
Gm C
But I’m not the only friend you’ve lost lately
Gm C
If only you weren’t so shady
[CHORUS 2]==
F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
dar – ling
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them awaayayayay
C F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
ho – ney
F Dm
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things
Bb
you said about meeEeEeeEeEe?
This is why we can’t have
[Bridge :]
F
Here’s a toast to my real friends
Bb C
They don’t care about that he – said – she – said
F
And here’s to my baby
Bb C
He ain’t reading what they call me lately
F
And here’s to my momma
Bb C
Had to listen to all this drama
F Dm
And here’s to you
Bb C
Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
“Haha, I can’t even say it with a straight face”
[CHORUS 3]==
F Dm
This is why we can’t have nice things,
Bb C
dar – ling ( darling )
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them away
C F
This is why we can’t have nice
Dm
( ah – ah ) things,
Bb C
( oh – no ) hon( baby ) – ney
F Dm Bb
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things you said about meee?
C F Dm Bb C
This is why we can’t have nice things, dar – ling
…( And here’s to my real friends )
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them and here’s to my baby
C F Dm Bb C
This is why we can’t have nice things, dar – ling
( They didn’t care about that he – said – she – said )
F Dm Bb
Did you think I wouldn’t hear all the things you said about meee?
C
This is why we can’t have
F
nice things.
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