Taylor Swift - Monologue Song

this is the monologue song ( la la la ) from when taylor hosted saturday night live
on 11/7/09 . this may not be completely correct , sort of learned this by ear , sort
of by the performance . . . first tab . let me know of any corrections if ya find anything wrong : )
capo 2

C

C G Am Em
i like glitter and sparkly dresses .
F
but i’m not gonna talk about that
G
in my monologue .
C G Am Em
i like baking and things that smell like winter .
F
but i’m not gonna talk about that
G
in my monologue .

C
la la la . la la la .

C G Am Em
i like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me .
F
but i’m not gonna say that
G
in my monologue .

C G Am Em
i like writing their names into songs so they’re ashamed to go in public .
F
but i’m not gonna say that
G
in my monologue .

C

C G Am G F G
la la . la la la la la . this is my musical monologue .

C G Am Em
you might think i’d bring up joe , that guy who broke up with me on the phone .
F
but i’m not gonna mention him ,
G
in my monologue .

C
hey joe , i’m doing real well!
G Am Em
tonight i’m hosting ’snl . ’
F
but i’m gonna brag about that
G
in my monologue .

C
la la la . ha ha ha .
ha ha ha . ha ha ha . la la la .
C G Am Em
and if you’re wondering if i might be dating the werewolf from ’twilight . ’
[ “hi taylor , ” wink & blows kiss . ]
F
i’m not gonna comment on that
G
in my monologue .

C G Am G F G
la la . la la la la la . this is my musical monologue .

Am
Am Em
you might be expecting me to say something bad about kanye
F
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my vma monologue .
C G Am G F
but there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s ok .
F
i’ve got security lining the stage .

it’s my ’snl’ monologue .
C G Am G F G
la la . la la la la la . this is my ’snl’ monologue .
C G Am G F G
la la . la la la la la . that was my ’snl’ monologue .