A E B
i have this thing where i get older
C#m
but just never wiser . .
A E B C#m
midnights become my afternoons . .
A E
when my depression works
B C#m
the graveyard shift all of the people . .
A E B C#m
i’ve ghosted stand there in the room . .
A E B
i should not be left to my own devices
C#m A
they come with prices and vices
E B C#m
i end up in crisis , tale as old as time . .
A E B
i wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
one day i’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B
cause you got tired of my scheming ,
C#m
for the last time . .
reff :
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E B C#m
at teatime . . everybody agrees . .
A E B
i’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
but never in the mirror
A E B
it must be exhausting always rooting
C#m
for the anti – hero . .
int . A E B C#m
A E B
sometimes i feel like everybody
C#m
is a sexy baby . .
A E B C#m
and i’m a monster on the hill . .
A E
too big to hang out
B C#m
slowly lurching toward your favorite city . .
A E
pierced through the heart
B C#m
but never killed . .
A E B
did you hear my covert narcissism
C#m A
i disguise as altruism
E B
like some kind of congressman
C#m
tale as old as time . .
A E B
i wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
one day i’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B
and life will lose all its meaning
C#m
for the last time . .
reff :
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E B C#m
at teatime . . everybody agrees . .
A E B
i’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
but never in the mirror
A E B
it must be exhausting always rooting
C#m
for the anti – hero . .
int . A E B C#m
A E B
i have this dream my daughter – in – law
C#m
kills me for the money . .
A E B C#m
she thinks i left them in the will . .
A E B
the family gathers ’round and reads it
C#m
and then someone screams out . .
A E B C#m
“she’s laughing up at us from hell!” . .
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
everybody agrees . .
A E B C#m
everybody agrees . .
reff :
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E B C#m
at teatime . . everybody agrees . .
A E B
i’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
but never in the mirror
A E B
it must be exhausting always rooting
C#m
for the anti – hero . .
outro : A E B C#m
A E B
i have this thing where i get older
C#m
but just never wiser . .
A E B C#m
midnights become my afternoons . .
A E
when my depression works
B C#m
the graveyard shift all of the people . .
A E B C#m
i’ve ghosted stand there in the room . .
A E B
i should not be left to my own devices
C#m A
they come with prices and vices
E B C#m
i end up in crisis , tale as old as time . .
A E B
i wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
one day i’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B
cause you got tired of my scheming ,
C#m
for the last time . .
reff :
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E B C#m
at teatime . . everybody agrees . .
A E B
i’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
but never in the mirror
A E B
it must be exhausting always rooting
C#m
for the anti – hero . .
int . A E B C#m
A E B
sometimes i feel like everybody
C#m
is a sexy baby . .
A E B C#m
and i’m a monster on the hill . .
A E
too big to hang out
B C#m
slowly lurching toward your favorite city . .
A E
pierced through the heart
B C#m
but never killed . .
A E B
did you hear my covert narcissism
C#m A
i disguise as altruism
E B
like some kind of congressman
C#m
tale as old as time . .
A E B
i wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
one day i’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B
and life will lose all its meaning
C#m
for the last time . .
reff :
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E B C#m
at teatime . . everybody agrees . .
A E B
i’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
but never in the mirror
A E B
it must be exhausting always rooting
C#m
for the anti – hero . .
int . A E B C#m
A E B
i have this dream my daughter – in – law
C#m
kills me for the money . .
A E B C#m
she thinks i left them in the will . .
A E B
the family gathers ’round and reads it
C#m
and then someone screams out . .
A E B C#m
“she’s laughing up at us from hell!” . .
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
everybody agrees . .
A E B C#m
everybody agrees . .
reff :
A E
it’s me , hi . .
B C#m
i’m the problem , it’s me . .
A E B C#m
at teatime . . everybody agrees . .
A E B
i’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
but never in the mirror
A E B
it must be exhausting always rooting
C#m
for the anti – hero . .
outro : A E B C#m
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