Christmas Unicorn

capo 7th ( same chords all the way through )

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i’m a christmas unicorn , in a uniform made of gold
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with a billy – goat beard , and a sorcerer’s shield , and mistletoe on my nose

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oh , i’m a christian holiday , i’m a symbol of original sin
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i’ve a pagan tree , and a magical wreath , and bow – tie on my chin

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oh , i’m a pagan heresy , i’m a tragical catholic shrine
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i’m a little bit shy , with a lazy eye , and a penchant for sublime

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oh , i’m a mystical apostasy , i’m a horse with a fantasy twist
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though i play all night , with my magical kite , people say i don’t exist

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for i make no full apology for the category i reside
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i’m a mythical mess , with a treasury chest , i’m a construct of your mind

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oh , i’m hysterically american , i’ve a credit card on my wrist
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and i have no home , or a field to roam , i will curse you with my kiss

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oh , i’m a criminal pathology with a history of medical care
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i’m a frantic shopper , and a brave pill popper , and they say my kind are rare

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but i’ve seen others in the uniform of a unicorn just like me
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we are legions wide , and we choose no sides , we are masters of mystique

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for you’re a christmas unicorn , i have seen you on the beat
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you may dress in the human uniform , child . . . but i know you’re just like me