Stephen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream

this seems to be 100% correct to me . it’s a very simple song , but it’s funny and i
like the rhythm .

capo at 2nd

G – 3 – 2 – 0 – 0 – 3 –

xintro : Am E Am E Am E Am E

Am E Am E
have a seat and listen , please don’t say a thing
Am E Am E
the matters of the heart sometimes , the truth will ever sting
Am E Am E
just don’t take it personally , this is no attack
Am E Am E E
but we will never last because i Am white and you are . . . also white

Am E G D
i only like black girls and brown girls , the cafe au lait
Am E G D
caramel girls , and mocha girls just blow me away
Am E G D
if your a nubian , i want you to be in every fantasy
Am E G D
but if you’re a whitey , say nighty – nighty , your just not the girl for me

Am E Am E
oh i hate vanilla ice cream , i like chocolate instead
Am E Am E
i hope she likes her soul food with a little wonder bread
Am E Am E
don’t call it jungle fever cause that just isn’t right
Am E E
i Am not a racist , some of my best friends are white

Am E G D
i just prefer black girls , the brown girls , the cafe au lait
Am E G D
a caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
Am E G D
if you’re a cracker , you better get blacker or else you best get out
Am E G D
it is no mystery , i like a sister see that’s what i’m talkin about

Am E Am E
our wedding song will be “ebony and ivory”
Am E Am E
and we’ll sing christmas carols round the old kwanza tree
Am E E Am
but color is not the issue here , it’s dignity , it’s class
Am E
it’s all about her heart
E
okay it’s partly about that ass

Am E G D
i want me some black girl , the brown girl , the cafe au lait
Am E G D
a caramel girls , and mocha girls , just blow me away
Am E G D
if you’re a honky , you’re singin the wrong key , it’s the honest truth
Am E G
the skin that she’s dwellin in , must contain melanin , that is the fountain
D
of youth .

Am E
thomas jefferson .

Am E
robert deniro .

Am E
david bowie .

Am E Am E
to a certain extent . . . ted dansen .

Am E Am E
strom thurman!!! strom thurman!!! yeeeahh . . .

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