Stephen Lynch - Mixer At Delta Chi

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it’s college time again , september’s almost here

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hanging with freshman girls , frat parties , kegs of beer

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i see the girl i’ve wanted , mixer at delta chi ,

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we take some oxycontin , dave matthews getting high .

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and then as i undress her , i start my stimulus

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she says but wait , professor , this wasn’t on the syllabus

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i’m the bad professor , i’m the bad professor

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a tenure titty caresser , i’m a bad , bad man

verse 2 :
tutor her at my apartment , turns into a slow dance
hey baby whats your minor , got your major in my pants
i love her student body , she wants a better grade
i say if you roll over , i’ll throw in financial aid

prechorus :
i hope you boned up for your midterm , if you want i can help you cram
don’t give a shit about the essay test , so lets skip it and get to the oral exam

chorus :
i’m the bad professor
i’m the bad professor
your money’s on the dresser
i’m a bad , bad , man .