Bm G
i call you from my car to say i’ll be there in a while
D A Asus2
a short plane ride and i will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
there’s nothing on the radio , i fiddle with the dial
D A Asus2
and then i see a sign; the airport’s just another mile

Bm G D A
i check my bags and think about how much i hate to fly
Bm G D A
and as i near security , i almost start to cry . . .

D G A
well , i hope the law enforcement agents can’t tell from my face
D G A Asus2
i got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
i’m sweating and i’m nervous , and i need a little air
D G A Asus4
’cause with four balloons of heroine , it’s getting crowded up in there . . .
A D
crowded up in there . . .

interlude 1 :
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A

Bm G
my mind is all A – jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
i dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
“relax” , i think , “it’s not so bad; it might feel kind of nice”
D A
“besides , who hasn’t had a finger up there maybe once or twice?”

Bm G D A
i must remember , don’t leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
i did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed

D G A
well , i say a little prayer , “hail maria full of grace!”
D G A
i got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
i’m sweating and i’m nervous , and i need a little air
D G A Asus4
and i swear im farting lines of blow into my underwear . . .
A D
from the darriere . . .