[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I got two black eyes
G
A nasty cut on my nose
G
A real funny feeling
G
From my head to my toes
C
Does she care?
G
No she don’t care
D
No she don’t care
C G
But she loves me just the same

[Pre-Chorus]
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Blind date, overweight
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Made me late, I couldn’t navigate
C
A red wine, white wine
G
Rise and shine I got to draw the line

[Chorus]
D
A black jack clap trap
D# D
Any kind of flap trap
G
Big mac, lookin’ back
D G D
Diggin’ Burt Bacharach oh

[Guitar Solo]
G C G C G C G C G

[Verse 2]
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We’re in a black limousine
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And onto a plane
G
Into the hotel
G
Missin’ breakfast again
C
But does she care?
G
No she don’t care
D
No she don’t care
C G
But she loves me just the same

[Pre-Chorus]
G
Contemplate my watergate
G
Two and eight, I didn’t hesitate
C
Day time, night time
G
Underline, I gotta draw the line

[Chorus]
D
A Blackjack clap trap
D# D
Any kind of flap trap
G
Big mac lookin’ back
D G D
Diggin’ Burt Bacharach oh

[Outro]
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C G C G C G