🎸 Chord Static-P - It's Not Like I Like You! (Ver 2)

[Intro]
F C E Am G
F C E Am G

[Verse One]
Boy:

F C/G G Am G
I’ve got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on you.
F C G E
But baby, I’ll never get that chance to dance that romance with you,
G
Oh No, cause,
F C
You’re always hittin, HIYAH! and kickin HUGH
G
And putting me down. Giggle
Am G F
I hope you don’t mean what you say.
F C G
But I keep seeing you stickin around
Am G
Like you can’t get enough.
F G
So I stay and I wonder
Am E
How my hand would feel intertwined with yours
F G
As of now though

Girl: (Spoken) What are you doing?
Am
nothing but closed doors.

[Chorus]
F
My girl’s a Dere
C
a Tsun-Tsundere
E Am G
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face.
F C E Am F
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase.

[Interlude]
F C
Girl: (Spoken) Hey! That was a direct attack!
E Am C
Boy: Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!
F G Am
Girl: (Spoken) Stupid Octopus! Take it back!
F C G
Boy: (Laughing) So, uh, how am I an octopus?
Am
Girl: How am I a cat!?
F C G
Boy: Well-uh- Cats are cute!

Girl: Go away!

Am G

[Verse Two]
F C G
Boy: Can we get along? You’re so headstrong.
Am G F
Girl: There’s no way, go away, now so long!
F C G
Boy: Just talk to me and you will see.
Am G F
Girl: That’s not fair, using flair you dummy.

[Verse Three]
Girl:

F C/G G Am G
I’ve got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on NOT you.
F C G Am7
Cuz baby, I’m afraid you’ll say, that it’s not okay with you.
E
Oh, Oh, cuz
F C
You’re always laughin, chuckle and jokin boop
G
You look like a clown,
Am G F
But I hope you mean what you say.
Boy: I do.
C G
And I wonder what you would think
Am G F
If I let my pride down, let it sink.
G
Could we hold hands, kiss?
Am C
Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Boy: We could.
F G Am
Girl: Ah! I’m not talking about you! You’re not my Prince in this.

[Chorus]
F
I’m not a Dere
C
a Tsun-Tsundere
E Am G
I have a jello heart, I’m not that mean!
F C E Am G
I’m not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!
F C
Boy: (laughs) Your smile is really cute though.
E7 Am G F
Girl: You’ll never see it from underneath my pigtails!
G Am
Boy: (Spoken) sigh Alright. I just wanted to let you know.

[Bridge]
F C G
Girl: Uh-um hey…
G
Boy: Yeah?
Am
Girl: U-uh…
F C
Boy: Are you okay?
G Am G
Girl: Yeah well heheh.
F C G
Girl: Hey, hey are you free free today?
Am G F
Boy: Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?
C E
Girl: It’s not like I like you okay!
Am G C
Boy: Alright cool, where do you want to go?

E Am C7 F G C
Boy: We could rent a boat and sail, find a bunny and feed it some juicy kale.
Girl: No that sounds really stupid.
G E7 Am
Boy: Okay well how about a
E Dm
Classy dinner by candlelight
F G F
Or scary stories til midnight,
G Am
So then I could hold you tight.
Girl: And get cheeto crumbs on me?! No Way!
G
Boy: Ba da ba da ba
C G Am
Girl: Oooookay I think you’re a little dense.

A7 F G C
I really don’t like all of this talk you have in the present tense.
G E
Ba ba da ba da
Am
So listen here Buddy.
E Dm F G F
It’s all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head! No!
G Am
So just say goodbye!

Boy: *sigh* (spoken) eh-whatever.
G
Girl: Ba ba da ba da!

F C E Am G
F C E Am G

[Chorus]
F
Girl: I’m not a Dere
C
a Tsun-Tsundere.
Boy: (My girls a dere- a tsun-tsundere)
E7 Am G F
Girl: Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!
C E7 Am G
Boy: UH! I digress! So let’s just go to the park I guess.
F C
Girl: (Spoken) You wouldn’t even know what to bring.
E7 Am G F
Boy: Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!
G Am
Girl: (Spoken) Geez Fine. Baka Tako. It’s not like I’ll enjoy it or anything. giggle