Chord Gitar Static-P - It’s Not Like I Like You!

(Intro)
[Girl:]

F         C         E                 F

Ha-hai ha ha-hai ha bdup dup dup bdup zum zum de bup ba

[Both:]

F         C         E

Ha-hai ha ha-hai ha aaaahhh
      N.C

Boy: “Hey! That’s pretty good!”

      Am    G             F

Girl: “Wha-! No one asked you! !!!!!”
[Verse 1: Boy]
F          C                         G

I’ve got myself just a little bit of love

                 Am

That I wanna spend on you

F              C

But baby, I’ll never get that chance

   G

To dance that romance with you
E

Oh, No, cause

F

You’re always hittin’, (HIYAH!)

    C

And kickin’ (HUGH)

               G

And putting me down. [giggle]

  Am                  G        F

I hope you don’t mean what you say
[Both:]
F             C                  G

But I keep seeing you stickin’ around

               Am         G    F          G

Like you can’t get enough so I stay and I wonder

            Am               E                F

How my hand would feel intertwined with yours
[Boy:]

N.C.

As of now though

       G

Girl: “What are you doing?”

             Am

Nothing but closed doors
[Chorus 1: Boy]
F

My girl’s a Dere

      C

A Tsun-Tsundere

E                   Am   C            F

Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face

                C               E    Am              F

And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase
                       C

Girl: “Hey! That was a direct attack!”

                 E        Am                      F

Boy: Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!

                       G               Am         F

Girl: “Stupid Octopus! Take it back!”

               C       G

Boy: (laughs) “So, uh, how am I an octopus?”

      Am

Girl: “How am I a cat!?”

      F        C               G

Boy: “Well-uh. Cats are cute!”

                  Am G

Girl: “Go away!”
[Both:]

   F              C                  G

Boy: Can we get along? You’re so headstrong

                     Am       A      F

Girl:There’s no way, go away, now so long!

                 C               G

Boy:Just talk to me and you will see

                                               F

Girl:That’s not fair, using flair you dummy
[Verse 2: Girl]
           C                         G

I’ve got myself just a little bit of love

             Am

That I wanna spend on NOT you

F             C

Cuz baby, I’m afraid you’ll say

     G                  Am

That it’s not okay with you

G

Oh, Oh, cuz

F

You’re always laughin’,

    C

And jokin’; [boop]

                G

You look like a clown
      Am       G             F

But I hope you mean what you say

Boy: “I do.”

      C                     G

And I wonder what you would think

     Am  G                  F

If I let my pride down, let it sink

         G

Could we hold hands, kiss?

Am                C

Live our lives in gentle bliss?

Boy: “We could.”

       F                              G

Girl: “Ah! I’m not talking about you!”

                        Am

You’re not my Prince in this
[Chorus 2: Girl]
F

I’m not a Dere

  C

A Tsun-Tsundere

E        Am    G                   F

I have a jello heart, I’m not that mean!

                  C                  E     Am

I’m not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!

      F                      C

Boy: [laughs] “Your smile is really cute, though.”

             E               Am           C       F

You’ll never see it from underneath my pigtails!

            G                       Am               F

Boy: [sigh] “Alright. I just wanted to let you know.”

        C    G

Girl: “Uh-um hey…”

      Am

Boy: “Are you okay?”

       F    C    G     Am    G

Girl: “Yeah well heheh.”
[Both:]

     F                C           G

Girl:Hey, hey are you free-free today?

              Am

Boy:Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?

     F               C        G

Girl:It’s not like I like you okay!

             Am                 G       C

Boy: Alright cool, where do you want to go?
[Bridge 1: Static-P]
         E               Am

We could rent a boat and sail

       A     F

Find a bunny and

G                  C

Feed it some juicy kale

Girl: “No that sounds really stupid.”

G         E         Am

Okay well how about a;
       E         Dm

Classy dinner by candlelight

      F  G              F

Or scary stories til midnight

        G                Am

So then I could hold you tight

G

Ba da ba da ba
Girl: “And get Cheeto crumbs on me?! No Way!”
[Bridge 2: Girl]
C       E                       Am

Ooookay I think you’re a little dense

N.C.                            F

I really don’t like all of this talk

G                       C

You have in the present tense

G        E

Ba ba da ba da
   Am

So listen here, buddy

E

It’s all just a big fantasy

Dm        F            G     F

You see inside of your head! No!

G              Am

So just say goodbye!
      G

Boy: [sigh] “Eh-whatever.”

N.C.

Ba ba da ba da!
F C E7 Am

G F C E

Am G
[Chorus 3: Both]

F

I’m not a Dere

C

A Tsun-Tsundere.

(My girl’s a Dere a Tsun-Tsundere)

E                    Am        C       F

Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!

               C             E         Am

UH! I digress! So let’s just go to the park I guess

       F                                      C

Girl: “Pffffft You wouldn’t even know what to bring.”

         E        Am        C        F

Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!

            G              Am

Girl: “Geez Fine. Baka Tako. It’s not like I’ll enjoy it or anything.” [giggle]