[Verse 1]
Ebm Bb/D
Woke up can’t see
Db
Hands: cuffed. Tied feet
Ab/C
I don’t know how I got here
Ebm Bb/D
Uh! The ground was shaking like the string on a bass!
Db
Smell perfume, cigars
Ab/C
And wines. (Run!)
Ebm
From the sounds in the room
Bb/D
One could tell there were two
Db Ab/C
Watching me as I pretended to sleep
Ebm
And when that thing took off
Bb/D
I just let my body roll
Db Ab/C
To the doors of that limousine!
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Ebm Bb/D
Oh! I am Detective Detective
Db Ab/C
Deducing devious deeds
Ebm Bb/D
Don’t dare you dabble in darkness
Db Ab/C
Or I’ll devise your defeat
[Chorus]
Ebm B
If you run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves!
Ebm B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
Ebm Bb/D
(Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime
Db Ab/C
Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise?)
(Hold up!)
[Verse 2]
Ebm Bb/D
Back track. I made my escape
Db
But with that bag on my head
Ab/C
I never saw a face
Ebm
So I removed the bag
Bb/D
Untied my legs
Db Ab/C
Realized I was still inside their base
Ebm
I saw the limo
Bb/D
Comin’ back!
Db Ab/C
I kept cool and decided to stay and chat
[Pre Chorus 2]
Ebm Bb/D
“Gentlemen, please,there’s no need to attack
Db Ab/C
Quite simply, I was startled. I will go where you ask
Ebm Bb/D
Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see
Db Ab/C
I only ask we treat each other politely.”
[Chorus 2]
Ebm B
If you run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves!
Ebm B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
Ebm B Cdim
I am Detective Detective
Db
I’m on the case!
Ebm B Cdim
Master of human interactions
Db
A friendly face!
(Hmhmahahahaha. Yeah~
Ebm Bb/D
Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime
Db Ab/C
Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguse?
B
I dare say, Detective
Gb/Db
It seems as though you’re reading minds
Bb7/D
Can you read them?
Eh-What?)
[Verse 3]
I continue:
Ebm Bb/D
The two men in suits were sittin’ lookin’ pretty tough
Db
With their hands on their sides
Ab/C
Like they’re about to pull their guns
B
Think I know where they came from
Gb/Db
Judging by their demeanor
Bb7/D
Think I know where we’re going
From the fact that I’m not dead, yet!
Ebm
Dropped off
Bb/D
Two blocks from my house
Db
A block from the bank
Ab/C
Where something strange was going down
B
Just as expected
Gb
It was the scene of a crime
Bb7
It’s been over an hour
Since the cops had arrived
Ebm
I asked around
Bb/D
The only evidence:
Db Ab/C
One rock thrown through the window and a hair clip
B Gb
One pointed out that on his way in
Bb7
He saw my limo
Yes, that was my limo
[Bridge]
Ebm Bb/D
Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk
Db Ab/C
When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words
Ebm Bb/D
“In a short while-“, I said to them out loud
Db Ab/C
“There will be another robbery, to which more officers are bound.”
Ebm Bb/D
(*Ksh* There’s been another break-in. Kerwits-Bank on Main.)
Db
Don’t worry, though, it’s just a ploy
Ab/C
Their alibi, you’d say
Ebm
One culprit is among us
Bb/D
The rest: at that bank
Db
And inside one of your cop cars, here
Ab/C
You’ll find the money’s safe
[Chorus 3]
Ebm/Bb B
If you run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves!
Ebm/Bb B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
(Oooooo~)
Ebm B
Run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves! (Moooves~)
Ebm B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front. (Oh-o-ou-uh-ah-OW!)
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
Ebm B Cdim
I am Detective Detective
Db
I’m on the case!
Ebm B Db
Master of human interactions
Db
A friendly face!
Ebm
Detective Detective:
Out…
[Verse 1]
Ebm Bb/D
Woke up can’t see
Db
Hands: cuffed. Tied feet
Ab/C
I don’t know how I got here
Ebm Bb/D
Uh! The ground was shaking like the string on a bass!
Db
Smell perfume, cigars
Ab/C
And wines. (Run!)
Ebm
From the sounds in the room
Bb/D
One could tell there were two
Db Ab/C
Watching me as I pretended to sleep
Ebm
And when that thing took off
Bb/D
I just let my body roll
Db Ab/C
To the doors of that limousine!
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Ebm Bb/D
Oh! I am Detective Detective
Db Ab/C
Deducing devious deeds
Ebm Bb/D
Don’t dare you dabble in darkness
Db Ab/C
Or I’ll devise your defeat
[Chorus]
Ebm B
If you run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves!
Ebm B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
Ebm Bb/D
(Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime
Db Ab/C
Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise?)
(Hold up!)
[Verse 2]
Ebm Bb/D
Back track. I made my escape
Db
But with that bag on my head
Ab/C
I never saw a face
Ebm
So I removed the bag
Bb/D
Untied my legs
Db Ab/C
Realized I was still inside their base
Ebm
I saw the limo
Bb/D
Comin’ back!
Db Ab/C
I kept cool and decided to stay and chat
[Pre Chorus 2]
Ebm Bb/D
“Gentlemen, please,there’s no need to attack
Db Ab/C
Quite simply, I was startled. I will go where you ask
Ebm Bb/D
Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see
Db Ab/C
I only ask we treat each other politely.”
[Chorus 2]
Ebm B
If you run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves!
Ebm B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
Ebm B Cdim
I am Detective Detective
Db
I’m on the case!
Ebm B Cdim
Master of human interactions
Db
A friendly face!
(Hmhmahahahaha. Yeah~
Ebm Bb/D
Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime
Db Ab/C
Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguse?
B
I dare say, Detective
Gb/Db
It seems as though you’re reading minds
Bb7/D
Can you read them?
Eh-What?)
[Verse 3]
I continue:
Ebm Bb/D
The two men in suits were sittin’ lookin’ pretty tough
Db
With their hands on their sides
Ab/C
Like they’re about to pull their guns
B
Think I know where they came from
Gb/Db
Judging by their demeanor
Bb7/D
Think I know where we’re going
From the fact that I’m not dead, yet!
Ebm
Dropped off
Bb/D
Two blocks from my house
Db
A block from the bank
Ab/C
Where something strange was going down
B
Just as expected
Gb
It was the scene of a crime
Bb7
It’s been over an hour
Since the cops had arrived
Ebm
I asked around
Bb/D
The only evidence:
Db Ab/C
One rock thrown through the window and a hair clip
B Gb
One pointed out that on his way in
Bb7
He saw my limo
Yes, that was my limo
[Bridge]
Ebm Bb/D
Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk
Db Ab/C
When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words
Ebm Bb/D
“In a short while-“, I said to them out loud
Db Ab/C
“There will be another robbery, to which more officers are bound.”
Ebm Bb/D
(*Ksh* There’s been another break-in. Kerwits-Bank on Main.)
Db
Don’t worry, though, it’s just a ploy
Ab/C
Their alibi, you’d say
Ebm
One culprit is among us
Bb/D
The rest: at that bank
Db
And inside one of your cop cars, here
Ab/C
You’ll find the money’s safe
[Chorus 3]
Ebm/Bb B
If you run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves!
Ebm/Bb B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
(Oooooo~)
Ebm B
Run and hide I will fine you
Cdim
I am deep in your mind
Db
You haven’t figured it out;
I’m predicting your moves! (Moooves~)
Ebm B
Just when you think you’ve one-upped me
Cdim
I am two steps in front. (Oh-o-ou-uh-ah-OW!)
Db
See this is my special move:
I put myself in your shoe
Ebm B Cdim
I am Detective Detective
Db
I’m on the case!
Ebm B Db
Master of human interactions
Db
A friendly face!
Ebm
Detective Detective:
Out…