waterproof

C
the rain just falls off of me
the tears just fall off of me
Dm C
cause i’m waterproof , i’m waterproof
G
the barometric pressure has no relevance to me

the rain just falls off of me
the tears just fall off of me
’cause i’m waterproof , i’m waterproof
the pressure you’re exerting is irrelevant to me

Dm
umbrellas waving , the streets need paving ,
Am G
the rain runs down to the sea
Dm
but i’m indifferent , for me it’s different ,
Am G
it’s all bahamas to me

verse 1

Em
the skies are starting to cloud up
but that won’t slow me down
your eyes are starting to well up
but that won’t bring me down
the skies are starting to cloud up
but that won’t slow me down
your eyes are starting to well up
but that won’t bring me down , bring me down

Gm Dm Am G D
completely dry , dry as a navajo in august , see the sky
C D
the mothers just sigh , send children inside
F C
hey , mama , you lied

the skies are starting to cloud up but that won’t slow me down
your eyes are starting to well up but that won’t bring me down
’cause i’m waterproof , i’m waterproof
the barometric pressure has no relevance to me

the skies are starting to cloud up but that won’t slow me down
your eyes are starting to well up but that won’t bring me down
’cause i’m waterproof , i’m waterproof
the pressure you’re exerting is irrelevant to me

Dm C G7
i see you crying but i’m not buying your meryl streep mimicry
Dm C G7
it’s misdirected , your voice inflected for maximum sympathy
Dm Am Em D
niagara falls , romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds
C D
they’re all agreed , impressive indeed
F C G
till the falls stall before me

the rain just falls off of me
the tears just fall off of me
’cause i’m waterproof , i’m waterproof
and nothing of a liquid nature’s gonna mess with me
the rain just falls off of me ,
the tears just fall off of me ,
’cause i’m waterproof , i’m waterproof
water , water everywhere , but not a drop on me

by : jose duarte
jtduarte1@gmail . com