Sick Puppies - Killing Myself For Christmas

artist : sick puppies
song : killing myself for christmas
standard tuning

happy holidays!

chorus :
F A#
coz i feel like killing myself , for christmas
C F A# C
i never got along real well with my mom and dad
F A#
yeah , i feel like killing myself for christmas
C F A# C
it’ll be the best , the best , the best christmas they ever had

verse :
A# F C A#
i could slash my wrists , but you know it’d only get real messy
A# F A# C
i could shoot myself , but you know they’d never recognize me
C D E F
i gonna take that mistletoe , and hang myself
A# C
from the christmas tree
F A# F A# F
coz i feel like killing myself , for christmas

F A# C A#
before i go , i think i’ll hijack a mall
F A# C
and tell your kids , there’s no such thing , as santa
F A# C
and before i go , i’ll steal your credit cards
F A# C
and max them out , before you know , i’m buying porno
G F
coz that’s all i want anyway

F A#
coz we feel like killing ourselves for christmas
C F A# C
we never got along real well with our moms and dads
C F
yeah , we feel like killing ourselves for christmas
C F A# C F
it’ll be the best , the best , the best christmas they ever had

key change

G C
coz we feel like killing ourselves for christmas
D G C D G
we never got along real well with our moms and dads
G C
yeah , we feel like killing ourselves for christmas
D
it’ll be the best , the best , the best
D
the best , the best , the best
D G D E G
the fxxking best , christmas they ever had

G F# E D G B A G
bah , bah , babah , bah fxxking die!